Singing Section info for AEK Athens match

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Big Neville Southall

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Sorry if someone's posted this already but here's the information for anyone interested in a singing section at Everton:-





"After the successful trial of the singing areas for the Cup matches and home friendly last season, we will be doing this again for this coming season.

Starting with the match against AEK Athens, and also for future home Cup ties, we're asking for fans who want to sing more at the match, and are willing to make an effort themselves, to get their tickets within Lower Gwladys Street GT4 seats MM to PP 098-106. Tickets went on sale Friday 20th July"
 

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cainan

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ha fair enough, i would love therre to be one big singing section for anyone who can sing the whole 90 mins instead of them being spread around the ground
 

Big Neville Southall

Player Valuation: £8m
Sticking this back up there. Here's the old songs that were sung last season:




We hate Liverpool and we hate Liverpool
We hate Liverpool and we hate Liverpool
We hate Liverpool and we hate Liverpool
We are the Liverpool Haters

We hate Nottingham Forest
We hate Liverpool too (they’re ****)
We hate City and United
But Everton we love you, Altogether now…


You are my Everton
My only Everton
You make happy
When Skies are Grey
You never noticed
How much I love you
So please don’t take
My Everton away
A na na na na ooh…


Street End Boys we are here
Woah, Woah,
Street End Boys we are here
Woah, Woah,
Street End Boys we are here
Shag your women
And drink your beer
Woooaaah


Oh Merseyside (Oh Merseyside)
Is Wonderful (Is Wonderful)
Oh Merseyside is Wonderful
It's full of Tits, Fanny and Everton
Oh Merseyside is Wonderful


The Blues are coming up the hill boys
The Blues are coming up the hill
They all laugh at us
They all mock at us
They all say our days are numbered
Born to be a Scouser
Victorious are we
So if you want to win the cup
Then you better hurry up
Cos we are Everton FC
Victorious and Glorious
We’ll take the spion kop
Between the four of us
And Glory be to God
That there isn’t any more of us
The four of us will take the ****ing lot
What’s our Name (Everton)
What’s our Name (Everton)…


Oh we hate Bill Shankly and we hate St John
But most of all we hate Big Ron
And we’ll line the kopites one by one
On the banks of the Royal Blue Mersey
And so to hell with Liverpool and Rangers too
We’ll throw them all in the Mersey
And we’ll fight fight fight with all our might
For the boys in the Royal Blue Jerseys
Kopites are ********s ** * *
Kopites are ********s ** * *…

Blue Army (Blue Army)
Blue Army (Blue Army)…


**** Em All, **** Em All
The kop end, the road end and all
14 to West Ham now isn’t that great
They are the bastards that we ****ing hate
So I’m saying to you
**** Em All, **** Em All
Bob Paisley, Bill Shankly and all
For we won’t be mastered
By no red and white [Poor language removed]
So Come on you Blues **** them all


From the Banks of the River Mersey to the Shores of Tripoli
And we'll fight fight fight for Everton til they win the Football League
And we all hate Liverpool and we hate United too
Oh we'll fight fight fight for Everton til they win the Football League


We're the Pride of Merseyside
We're the Pride of Merseyside
Everton, Everton
We’re the Pride of Merseyside
We’re the Pride of Merseyside
Everton, Everton
We’re the Pride of Merseyside...



If I had the wings of a sparrow
If I had the arse of a crow
I’d fly over Anfield tomorrow
And **** on the Bastards below (below)
**** on, **** on, **** on the bastards below (below)
**** on, **** on, **** on the bastards below


We don’t carry bottles
We don’t carry lead
We only carry hatchets
To bury in your head
We are loyal supporters, Fanatics everyone,
In case you do not know our name,
Our name is Everton'


Run Run wherever you may be
We are the famous EFC
We’ll **** you up
Wherever you may be
We are the famous EFC

Build a Bonfire
Build a Bonfire
Put Luis Suarez on the top
Put the kopites in the middle
And we’ll burn the [Poor language removed] lot


Oh I heard Bertie Mee say to Gordon Lee
Have you heard of the North Bank Highbury
Lee said no, I don't think so
But I've heard of the Street End Aggro
(Tune: Tennessee Wig walk)

Bring down your Scruffy Man United
Bring up your Cockneys by the Score
And we'll take you Two by Two
And knock **** Out of You
Cos Everton are the team that we Adore
(Tune: We're on the march)


My Old Man said be a Liverpool Fan
And I said Bollocks you're a ****
I'd rather **** a bucket with a big hole in it
Than be a Liverpool fan for just one minute
With Hammers and Hatchets
Stanley Knives and Spanners
We'll show those kopite bastards how to fight
I'd rather **** a bucket with a big hole in it
Than be a Liverpool fan
Altogether now...


We are the Scousers
The Cock of the North
We all hate United
And City of course
We only drink Whiskey
And Bottles of Brown
The Everton Boys are in Town
(Tune: Just One of Those Songs)

Those were the days my friend
We took the Stretford End
We took the Shed
The North Bank Highbury
We'd fight and never lose,
We are the Street End Blues,
We are the Street of Everton FC'.


When I was just a little boy
I asked my mother what should I be
Should I be red, Should I be blue
Here’s what she said to me
Wash your mouth out son
And go get your fathers gun
And line up the kopite scum
Shoot them one by one
Everton ***
Everton ***


I was walking down Lime Street
Swinging my Chain
I saw this Cockney
So I asked him his name
I kicked him in the bollocks
And I Stabbed him in the head
Now that Cockney is dead
Na na na…




Oh Everton oh we love Everton
Oh Everton oh we love Everton
And we love our Neville Southall
(And we love our Neville Southall)
Neville Southall, (Neville Southall)
Oh Everton oh we love Everton
Oh Everton oh we love Everton
And we love our Shaggy Stevens
(And we love our Shaggy Stevens)
Shaggy Stevens, (Shaggy Stevens)
Neville Southall, (Neville Southall)
Oh Everton oh we love Everton
Oh Everton oh we love Everton
And we love our Psycho Pat
(And we love our Psycho Pat)
Psycho Pat, (Psycho Pat)
Shaggy Stevens, (Shaggy Stevens)
Neville Southall, (Neville Southall)
Oh Everton oh we love Everton
Oh Everton oh we love Everton
Etc…


Oh me lads, United on the telly
We all went down to Cold Blow Lane
To give Millwall a welly
QPR are ********s
Liverpool are runners
We’re going down to Highbury
To Kick **** out the Gunners
This is to the 'Blaydon Races'.


We’ll Fight and No Surrender
We’ll Fight for the Boys in Blue
We’ll Fight, We’ll Fight, For Everton
For the team that Catterick grew
(Tune: Derry's Walls)


They’ve got the worst supporters
Of any football team
They cancel trains to Arsenal
To show us what they mean
They take 14 down to West Ham
Now isn’t that just great
And the ones that went to Newcastle
Are the Famous 28
(Tune Forever Everton. New version knocking about swapping team names over like Trabzonspor etc)


We're the Everton Bootboys
We're always on the wine
The only conversation
Is that yours ain't bigger than mine
So slap your arse against the wall
And cover your balls in glue
Cos we're the Everton Bootboys
And we're always on the screw


E F - E F C - E F C Rule OK


I’m a bow legged chicken and a knock kneed hen,
I haven’t had a fight since I don’t know when
I walk with a wiggle, and a waddle and a squawk
Doing the Everton boot walk


It’s a long way to Wembley Stadium
It’s a long way to go
It’s a long way to Wembley Stadium
To see the greatest team I know
Goodbye Upper Parlie
Farewell Clayton Square (goose, goose)
Its long long way to Wembley Stadium
But Everton will be there

When Phil goes up to lift the FA Cup
We’ll be there, We’ll be there


Onwards Evertonians, onwards for to see
See those royal twin towers our team at Wembley
See those royal blue jerseys as graceful as can be
Forging onto victory and fighting constantly
Onwards Evertonians don’t let your pride be moved
Remember our song for Wembley is we shall not be moved
We shall not, We shall not be Moved
We shall not, We shall not be Moved
Just like the team that’s gonna win the FA Cup
We shall not be Moved.





Hi ho, hi ho to Wembley we go
To London Town with a Bottle of Brown
Hi ho, hi ho, hi ho


Wembley, Wembley
We're the Greatest team in Europe
And we're Going to Wembley


Olly Olly Olly
With your balls in a trolley
And your [Poor language removed] tied up in string
Sitting on the grass with a bottle of bass
Singing Andy is our King
Oh Andy is our King
Oh Andy is our King
Oh Andy is our King


Duncan had a pidgeon, a pidgeon, a pidgeon
Duncan had a pidgeon, a pidgeon he had
It flew in the morning, it flew in the night
It flew over Anfield and **** on the ****e


Maro Fellaini, you are the love of my life
Maro Fellaini, I'll let you shag my wife
Maro Fellaini, I want curly hair too


My name is Super Kev Campbell
I scored in a scramble
I know where the ****in’ net is
And when I walk down the street
All the people I meet they say
Hey Big man, what’s your name
My name is Super Kev Campbell


Duncan is our hero
He wears the number nine
He wears his shirt with pride
He wears it all the time
He wears it in the shower
He wears it in his nest
Duncan is our Hero
He is the ****ing best


'His name is Idan Tal, he comes from Israel, oh can he play, oh he can play, he can play the z-cars, der der, der...etc'


Posh Spice is a slapper
She is a ****ing whore
And when she’s shagging Beckham
She thinks of Joe-Max Moore
Joe-Max Moore
How d’you like it, How d’you like it


Bobby Latchford Walks on Water, Tra la la la la la la
Bobby Latchford Walks on Water, Tra la la la la la la



A-G
A-G-R
A-G-R-O
AGGRO


He’s only a poor little Cockney
His face is all tattered and torn
He made me feel sick
So I hit him with a Brick
And now he don’t sing anymore


Oh I do like to be beside the Seaside
Oh I do like to be beside the Sea
Oh I do like to be beside the prom prom prom
Where the brass band plays **** Off West Brom


Robbie Fowlers illegitimate
He ain’t got no birth certificate
He’s got aids and can’t get rid of it
Dirty red nose [Poor language removed]


Robbie is a coke head
He is a greedy [Poor language removed]
He sees a line of Charlie
And says I fancy that
He takes a line off Stevie
He takes a line off Stig
And when he goes the Moat House
He gets a ****ing dig





We all went to Derby County
We all got our ****ing hole
And you should have heard the sound
At the ****ing Baseball Ground
When Andy Scored the winning goal



And we'll drink, a drink, a drink
To Duncan the King, the King, the King
For he's the Leader of our Football Team
And he's the Greatest, Centre Forward
That the World has Ever Seen


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Cena

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Deaf School Groupie

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Reading through those songs is one of the very few occasions in my life I've felt embarrassed to be a blue. Dark days of hoolies and all that sh1te. Count me out dudes <hangs head>
 

Groucho

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Maybe I'm in the minority here, but if I were a current squad player I'd expect modern songs
 
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