Toffeelover
Player Valuation: £80m
You may want to save some of that money to pay for someone to take your virginity away from you.
Volunteering Friend, good on yuh. Thats what I like to see good old fashioned Bootle hospitality and friendship.

You may want to save some of that money to pay for someone to take your virginity away from you.

Bloody leftist discrimination here. Utterly useless to us sinistrals.
Can imagine somebody putting a chocolate-coated biccy in there and getting melted chocolate all over the cup.
that novelty light sabre makes it look like the slumbering rebel soldier has a massive silvery tipped blue boner
wtf is there a tupe also ... xMessi Foot Bubbles. Best fiver I will ever spend. Well, except for when Mad Kaz is desperate for crack again.
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