Shouldn't you all be a church?

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GrandOldTeam

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Well?????

This isn't a religious thread. Its just a thread condemning you all. I'm at church with my laptop you see.....

Whats the plans for today?
 

i will be knocking on doors of religious types, reading excerpts from "the evertonian" and generally forcing my beliefs on those who really dont want to know.


it's all about ruining their quality time and convincing them that something they have made their own mind up about is way off the mark and what i tell them is in fact fact.

and he cameth down on Everton Brow with a message that should be carried forth, evolution was started but came to a dead end and the ghastly creation that resulted shall be known forever as a kopite, those who carry forth the word shallforever have inscribed in their minds that ALL KOPITES ARE GOBSHITES.
 

Some representatives from one of the local god-squads called by with some light reading the other evening.

Anyone sound out Jehovahs Witnesses for me?

(the light reading went straight into the recycle bin. silver lining and all that)
 
i know the guy who is in charge of their printworks and prints out their 'propoganda' i went to school with him. stood a mate up who he was to be best man for, left him in the lurch the day before his wedding as he had "seen the light".

mustve seen it after he'd spent the weekend before banging whores in amsterdam.
 

I got up at 3

because of Hatton

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Derek Hatton ? I wondered what he was up to these days.
 
Sorry but just saw this thread.



*collective groan from the GOT forum members :lol:



Just wanted to say that yes, I was in church earlier today. Very good lesson too.
 
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