Seriously, whats happened to EFC Fans

What has happened to Everton fans?
The 'Moyes mind virus' is a debilitating affliction that insidiously creeps into the psyche, gradually lowering expectations and eroding the drive towards excellence. It manifests as an overwhelming sense of complacency, where ambition is quietly smothered under the weight of mediocrity. Those affected by this mental malaise find themselves inexplicably content with the status quo, expressing gratitude for average outcomes and diminishing their aspirations for greatness. In its grip, individuals often lose sight of their goals and dreams, settling instead for the comfort of the ordinary. This virus, both insidious and pervasive, poses a significant threat to the pursuit of growth and success for Everton FC
 
What has happened to Everton fans?
The 'Moyes mind virus' is a debilitating affliction that insidiously creeps into the psyche, gradually lowering expectations and eroding the drive towards excellence. It manifests as an overwhelming sense of complacency, where ambition is quietly smothered under the weight of mediocrity. Those affected by this mental malaise find themselves inexplicably content with the status quo, expressing gratitude for average outcomes and diminishing their aspirations for greatness. In its grip, individuals often lose sight of their goals and dreams, settling instead for the comfort of the ordinary. This virus, both insidious and pervasive, poses a significant threat to the pursuit of growth and success for Everton FC
Mate it’s not a Moyes problem.

Can you point to the drive for success since the 80’s?? I’d love you to show me the pursuit of growth and success for Everton FC that you talk about??

You won’t be able to because it’s been one 💩 show to the next, and our issues have run from top to bottom. Moyes isn’t and wasn’t the problem, whatever side of the fence you sit on with Moyes.
 
Where have all the EFC fans gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the EFC fans gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the EFC fans gone?
They love football route one
Oh when will you ever learn?
Oh when will you ever learn?
 
I was honestly considering a thread with a similar title, but totally different take.

Honestly hate this forum these days - 90% posters I imagine furiously typing in 3 day old undies:

"LIDZ!!! WTF!! JUST DID IT ON FIFA - ALL I NEEDED WAS 405M BUYING PLAYERZZZ OFF REAL MADRID AND BARCELANOO INNIT! FECKING EAZZY MATE. MESSI DIDNT WANNA COME SO JUST PAY IM 5MILL PER WEEK. MOYEZ HAZZNT GOT A CLUE - 2-5-5 FORMATION HAD ME WINNIN CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WITH BETO IN GOAL AND MY PS5 CRASHED CUZ ME MA FORGOT TO PAY DA LECCY BILL AND RUINED MY SAVE. DID ALL DAT IN A COUPLE OF HOURS WITH ONE HAND CUZ THE OTHER WAS BUZY CUZ ME MATE SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER DECLOTHED BY GROK"

We have truly entered the post-reality, nobhead, instant gratification, dark times... truely tiresome listening to the buffoons. Funny thing is - any conversation with actual match going fans is completely different. Sure they want success, sure they want the best players, sure the want scintillating 70's brazil football...

but they also realise this aint football manager, we literally just escaped relegation 4 years in a row, have had one transfer window, have zero full backs, have increased the quality of about 50% of the starting 11, with the remaining 50% to go. That we are even disussing europe chances under such conditions is probably unthinkable under any of our previous managers going back to Moyes 1!

Strange that, innit?
 
Where have all the EFC fans gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the EFC fans gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the EFC fans gone?
They love football route one
Oh when will you ever learn?
Oh when will you ever learn?
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WHAT ON EARTH IS DITHERING DAVEY MOYES DOING??! WHY ARE WE STILL SITTING AROUND WATCHING OTHER TEAMS SIGN THE WORLD’S BEST?! I MEAN, COME ON – KYLIAN MBAPPE, ERLING HAALAND, JUDE BELLINGHAM, VINI JUNIOR, ACHRAF HAKIMI – ALL AVAILABLE, ALL WORLD-CLASS, AND WE’RE JUST DOING NOTHING?!

I DON’T CARE ABOUT “BUILDING GRADUALLY” OR “REALISTIC EXPECTATIONS”! THIS IS EVERTON! NOTHING BUT THE BEST IS GOOD ENOUGH, NOTHING!

I’D GET ON THE PHONE RIGHT NOW, CALL THE AGENTS MYSELF, HAND-DELIVER CONTRACTS, FLY TO THEIR HOUSES IF I HAD TO! HOW ARE WE EVEN FUNCTIONING IF WE’RE NOT CHASING THE WORLD’S ABSOLUTE TOP FIVE?!

EVERTONIANS, WAKE UP! STOP SUCKLING ON THE TEAT OF MEDIOCRITY! THE TIME FOR DREAMING SMALL IS OVER ; WE WANT STARS, WE WANT DOMINATORS, WE WANT GLORY!

EVERTON FOOTBALL CLUB

NIL SATIS NISI OPTIMUM
 

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