Season appraisal

How did Everton rate this season?

  • 1-2

    Votes: 25 7.1%
  • 3-4

    Votes: 97 27.6%
  • 5-6

    Votes: 193 55.0%
  • 7-8

    Votes: 18 5.1%
  • 9-10

    Votes: 6 1.7%
  • Cheese on toast mate

    Votes: 12 3.4%

  • Total voters
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We blew it, going into the winter window with a top four finish in grasping distance and we threw away the opportunity, signing King and losing at home every other week means progress is doubtful.
 
6 - inconsistency still a major issue, individually and as a team

A combination of any three from below:

1 - Baines to replace Sharpy in his role
2 - Stevie P to replace Snods in his role
3 - Lee Carsley to replace Daz Griffiths
4 - Laphroaig Cask Strength on tap for a quid a dram
5 - Gravesen hired to mess with people during training
6 - Cahill, Carsley and Colin Harvey to start a Hawaiian-based Everton Youth Academy to snatch up all American prospects - graduation to the full U18's academy will be granted once they can solo canoe around the big island in half an hour and outswim a dolphin over 100m
7 - Sylvain Distin to run a training regiment, with cooperation from and alongside the SAS, for Iwobi, Gomes and James...those who pass get to sit on the first team bench.
8 - Delph launched as the first person to Mars
9 - Big Uz caught on his ship, running his thumb across his throat in front of a selection of Scum Six tops
10 - Add what you want, too busy watching the inevitable...
 
We blew it, going into the winter window with a top four finish in grasping distance and we threw away the opportunity, signing King and losing at home every other week means progress is doubtful.

Yep. Serious chance for top 4, Europe of some sort well up for grabs. Yep we sat on our hands off the pitch and now on the pitch with stagnant football that hasn't changed or improved in months.

10th is probably fair even if it will be the lowest we've been all season.
 


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