2022/23 Sean Dyche

[COYBL25]

It’s true though isn’t it. Imagine being in close proximity to him at an early 7 in the morning start whilst he’s telling you all about how he drank 15 carling the night before and he’s not even hungover. All bleary eyed. Bits of kebab in his teeth.

Forearms covered in girls names and phone numbers, written in lip stick and he has no idea, who any of them are.

 

[LocalNative]

Sean Dyche has a holiday home at Butlins

 

[Goodison87]

Sean Dyche does real headlocks and waits for a cracking noise.

 

[Moggers]

Sean Dyche's wedding cake was made entirely of pieces of Yorkie bars and Oxo cubes

 

[LocalNative]

Sean Dyche's wedding cake was made entirely of pieces of Yorkie bars and Oxo cubes

Plays Jenga with OXO cubes

 

[tmgc]

Sean Dyche's wedding cake was made entirely of pieces of Yorkie bars and Oxo cubes

Legend has it he had the oxo cubes removed from his hairy arse the morning after his stag weekend in Barrow in Furness.

 

[Mikey O]

The sooner Dyche arrives and starts to sort our organisation out the better.

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

Sean Dyche's idea of a heart to heart talk is to call you a fanny while eating pork scratchings.

 

[wainy]

The sooner Dyche arrives and starts to sort our organisation out the better.

Not that funny this one

 

[Zeitgeist]

Sean Dyche has to sudocrem his throat

 

[Thomasc]

Sean Dyche doesn’t watch TV. Instead, he constantly streams the films Fight Club, Scum, Gladiator and 300 on a repetitive loop.

 

[Hadders]

Sean Dyche sprays his vocal cords with WD40 in the morning to get his voice started.

 

[LocalNative]

Sean Dyche has to sudocrem his throat

Hahahah that’s got me good that one

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

Sean Dyche punches, on average, four monkeys a day while in Gibraltar. He knows the Spanish train them to pick your pockets.

 

[Villa_Fan]

Evertonians have character, it’s what separates us from the happy clapping glory hunters from across the park.

It was a joke