2022/23 Sean Dyche

[allen]

2.5 year deal

Sean Dyche set to be Everton manager as Newcastle strike £40m Gordon deal

Sean Dyche is poised to be named Everton’s manager after Marcelo Bielsa told the club he was not willing to take full charge until the summer

www.theguardian.com

Let's say he's jettisoned a la Allardyce in 6 months.

So 24 month pay-off.

Salary, £5 million at a guess?

£15 million TCO wouldn't be a disaster, especially if he keeps us up.

 

[MACCA75]

We have turned into a club with the sole ambition of staying up. Clubs like that inevitably drop down. Even if he keeps us up this season, we’ll start as favourites to go down next year.

Why? Because football has changed. If you can’t dominate the ball, you don’t win football matches.

 

[Legend Barry Horne]

Let's get behind Dyche now

He has the experience battling at the bottom end of the table - hopefully that will help us....

 

[Eggsyblueskin]

No

It’s Sunday league basics, 442, stop the passing lane to prevent the opposition quickly passing around you. Shift all to one side to where the attack is but be wary of a long switch to the other side. If so, retrace quicky

Get a lot of people in the box to block shots

And that’s it summed up

And with that display of tactical acumen it’s no surprise he’s been relegated twice.
And he will have his hat trick shortly!

 

[willo30]

He won't keep us up.

He will keep us up.

Easy this game isn't it.

 

[overkill]

What does a Dyche team look like? Something like this maybe?

Pickford
Coleman Tarkowski Coady Mykolenko
Iwobi Gana Onana McNeil
Lewin Maupay

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I think he might play Godfrey Left back, but yeah similar to that

 

[coollino]

i'm surprised you all have the energy to even care anymore

 

[nsno-chris]

Some absolute Biff's on here complaining. Have you not watched us for the past 2 seasons?

Same lot complained about Dinosaur Carlo ffs

just out of pure curiosity, how does appointing a man who is renowned for not scoring goals help a team who does not score goals

 

[PKwalnuts]

Wonder if we get Forest Green Fans visiting telling us how lucky we are when Duncan leaves them to try pull us out of League 1

Disgrace putting up with this.

 

[neil999]

Does he have regular staff?

 

[MisterJ]

The worst thing about this appointment over Bielsa is that most of our squad will be delighted they don't have to work as hard as Leeds players did getting paid less than half as much.
Uninspiring, depressing af appointment.
'But he'll keep us up' based on no evidence other than hard earned backs to the wall draws from harder hungrier players. Half our squad probably think they're above him.
Life's too short. I'd rather we went down swinging and playing Bielsaball in the Championship(presuming he couldn't get a tune out of them sooner) and fighting for a promotion than playing Dycheball in the Prem, scraping draws and holding on by our fingernails, bored.
I'm bored already.

You think he won't have them working hard?

 

[Parker]

i'm surprised you all have the energy to even care anymore

I keep finding reserves of rage that I didn't even know existed.

 

[Billy Dean]

I think he might play Godfrey Left back, but yeah similar to that

Forgot all about Godfrey TBF

 

[gedefc]

I would think keane will be back in at CB, coady may drop out.

 

[Kev The Rat]

just out of pure curiosity, how does appointing a man who is renowned for not scoring goals help a team who does not score goals

totally our issue is scoring. this clown wont be solving that problem - he never has.