2024/25 Sean Dyche - Sacked

[Bryan+]

People are forgetting Sean is a multi millionaire Tory who almost certainly will be dining on the very best of the best tomorrow.

Figs, foie gras on expensive crackers, smoked Icelandic line-caught salmon with capers, organic goose and all the trimmings alongside some exceptional red wine gravy. To drink, a few bottles of Dom Pérignon. The Christmas crackers his family will be pulling won't have mini decks of cards or paper hats inside them - they'll have Cartier jewelry, wods of cash and keys to a new Bentley.

Then it'll be back to gravelly-voiced hard knock Sean on boxing day.

@GrandOldTeam can you ban this poster on the basis I just hate them.

 

[chicoazul]

Hope Man City absolutely school us tomorrow so we can get the juices flowing again in here. It’s not so good after Everton don’t lose, the passive aggressive defiance is absolute piss posting.

 

[Cels]

People are forgetting Sean is a multi millionaire Tory who almost certainly will be dining on the very best of the best tomorrow.

Figs, foie gras on expensive crackers, smoked Icelandic line-caught salmon with capers, organic goose and all the trimmings alongside some exceptional red wine gravy. To drink, a few bottles of Dom Pérignon. The Christmas crackers his family will be pulling won't have mini decks of cards or paper hats inside them - they'll have Cartier jewelry, wods of cash and keys to a new Bentley.

Then it'll be back to gravelly-voiced hard knock Sean on boxing day.

I wonder if he'll have a few packets of posh biscuits too, like someone else we know

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[Runub]

Hope Man City absolutely school us tomorrow so we can get the juices flowing again in here. It’s not so good after Everton don’t lose, the passive aggressive defiance is absolute piss posting.

Exactly

 

[Number_25]

Do you think Sean Dyche has the kind of money where all of his crackers are those Hovis biscuits you get for special occasions in the Jacob's festive pack?

 

[The Binman]

Hope Man City absolutely school us tomorrow so we can get the juices flowing again in here. It’s not so good after Everton don’t lose, the passive aggressive defiance is absolute piss posting.

we will just run around gamely for around 60 mins, then get found out, and lose 3-0... happy christmas citeh

 

[twoblue]

If you are reading dychey… hope you had the best Christmas.
Keep the clean sheets coming.

 

[Benno]

Go well tomorrow Sean and Merry Christmas.

Compliments of the season

Benno Dychette

 

[knowing your history]

Post on Insta showing two tables, now and 12 months back. Everton on 16 points on both tables although last year was after 18 games. Was obviously with -10 but were only actually four points ahead of 18th yet still pulled clear comfortably.

This was also the start of the awful winless run of 13 games. If you count it from the Spurs away defeat on 23rd December up to to Chelsea away 6-0 in mid April it was a run of one win in 15. Safe to say Dyche can't even afford half of that run now, he needs to be winning more than one of the next seven fixtures imo.

 

[Blue peter]

Post on Insta showing two tables, now and 12 months back. Everton on 16 points on both tables although last year was after 18 games. Was obviously with -10 but were only actually four points ahead of 18th yet still pulled clear comfortably.

This was also the start of the awful winless run of 13 games. If you count it from the Spurs away defeat on 23rd December up to to Chelsea away 6-0 in mid April it was a run of one win in 15. Safe to say Dyche can't even afford half of that run now, he needs to be winning more than one of the next seven fixtures imo.

He seems more concerned with not losing than winning

 

[Singe]

He seems more concerned with not losing than winning

To be fair, with the December fixtures the way they were, was that necessarily a bad plan? We'll know more after the Forest game.

 

[Blue peter]

To be fair, with the December fixtures, was that necessarily a bad plan?

Not with specifics games no - but when it extends to large swathes of a season it’s not great is it?

 

[Singe]

Not with specifics games no - but when it extends to large swathes of a season it’s not great is it?

Fair comment. Just got to stay up this season (heard that before, haven't we). The pros and cons of Dyche have been thrashed to death on here of late but now we have new owners, let's see if there's a shift on the field in the next few weeks.

 

[Blue peter]

Fair comment. Just got to stay up this season (heard that before, haven't we). The pros and cons of Dyche have been thrashed to death on here of late but now we have new owners, let's see if there's a shift on the field in the next few weeks.

Agree mate. Reason to be hopeful outside of the stadium has been in short supply - their takeover at least gives us a glimmer of hope again

 

[Armaghtoffee]

Fair comment. Just got to stay up this season (heard that before, haven't we). The pros and cons of Dyche have been thrashed to death on here of late but now we have new owners, let's see if there's a shift on the field in the next few weeks.

The reset button is pressed this summer with new owners, stadium and squad. This season was always about staying up to see the new dawn but Dyche has made it more of a struggle than it needed to be. Yet again we have thrown away games and need to pick up points when you least expect them.