Sayings that don't make any sense.

[summerisle]

I know mate where you from kid,

Upton, on @chicoazul's favourite penisular. Went to get my haircut but the barbers were closed. Instead I got drenched.

 

[carlos21]

Upton, on @chicoazul's favourite penisular. Went to get my haircut but the barbers were closed. Instead I got drenched.

I am from Wales mate.

 

[summerisle]

I am from Wales mate.

Thanks for the deluge.

 

[Sarnia Kevin]

This does not slip.

We go again.

 

[carlos21]

Thanks for the deluge.

Hahaha

 

[blue61]

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
A stitch in time saves nine.
A cat has nine lives.
Eat your greens, it'll bring colour to your cheeks.
Carrots help you see in the dark.
He/she is a real diamond.

 

[silent bob]

If you don`t eat the crusts you`ll never have curly hair. Erm...

 

[summerisle]

Deaf as a post.

 

[l4toffee]

Deaf as a post.

WHAT ?

 

[jal123]

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
A stitch in time saves nine.
A cat has nine lives.
Eat your greens, it'll bring colour to your cheeks.
Carrots help you

Eat your greens it'll bring colour means eat some frigging veg instead of turkey twizzlers you malnourished get

 

[l4toffee]

Eat your greens it'll bring colour means eat some frigging veg instead of turkey twizzlers you malnourished get

lol

 

[summerisle]

WHAT ?

Said when people don't hear something.

 

[carlos21]

Still sick guys,

 

[kev]

You know what I mean....... Pi***d as a F**T..... Thick as [Poor language removed]
Go on knock yerselves out and add your own.It is Christmas after all.

There's your best example right there.

 

[Librarian]

pre-prepared