Sayings that don't make any sense.

[carlos21]

What's going on Carlos? Playing much PS4?

Not really mate just been on my iPad mate.

 

[Brendan Janus]

Your Mum saying, "If you break your leg, don't come running to me"

 

[ToffeeTim]

''Today's Everton starting XI line up as follows, starting in goal number 24 Tim Howard''

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

A cuckoo in may

Oo-ar, oo-ar ay.

 

[Donald Twain]

A cuckoo in may

Oo-ar, oo-ar ay.

Lol ! Cracking episode that!

 

[marnie]

He/she is off their head.

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Much more cheaply.

 

[Brendan Janus]

Them colured birds ate all the headache tablets !

Eh ?

Yeh the parrots eat em' all !!

 

[tonyhorne]

Dressed to the nines.

I thought this had a naval derivation but apparently not. I've just googled it. I like the suggestion that "the nines" were the nine daughters of Zeus who presided over the arts and learning. Dressed to the nines suggests that you dress to impress the daughters of the gods.

I've got nowhere with a few of those in my time..........

 

[Kurt.]

2 in the pink 1 in the stink........... or something else about snooker

 

[marnie]

I thought this had a naval derivation but apparently not. I've just googled it. I like the suggestion that "the nines" were the nine daughters of Zeus who presided over the arts and learning. Dressed to the nines suggests that you dress to impress the daughters of the gods.

I've got nowhere with a few of those in my time..........

That should go in Grouchos Fact thread.... Ace.

 

[Milk]

Cheap at half the price

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Mind your car please sir?

 

[summerisle]

Raining cats and dogs - 40 minutes ago.

 

[carlos21]

Raining cats and dogs - 40 minutes ago.

I know mate where you from kid,