2021/22 Salomón Rondón

[Heratic75]

Bring in Kouyate from the youth team at least he'd show passion and pace

 

[ProZ]

My lord, I thought my stream had started lagging when he got the ball, he is running like he's on a treadmill and eating up no grass

 

[bullybeef]

My hopes and expectations were low to start off with.

Unfortunately Rondon has seriously failed those expectations.

 

[royalbalou]

My lord, I thought my stream had started lagging when he got the ball, he is running like he's on a treadmill and eating up no grass

Grass is not all he's been eating...looks like he ate an Unsworth

 

[LocalNative]

My lord, I thought my stream had started lagging when he got the ball, he is running like he's on a treadmill and eating up no grass

Like running in treacle. Hoping he's lacking sharpness and fitness otherwise this is scary.

 

[kenada_blue]

Josh King did more...

 

[Kurt.]

Like a prime Eusebio

 

[anton66]

As the saying goes, he’s lost a yard. Ffs this fella has lost a furlong.

 

[barneygumble]

He shouldn’t be near the squad.

It’s our own fault. He might not have been decent, but we had a semi competent striker in Josh King, and we let him walk.

Instead, our sole striker got injured and we’re expecting to have a non-fit striker lead the line with no support.

 

[Bluestar]

Like running in treacle. Hoping he's lacking sharpness and fitness otherwise this is scary.

No pre season. Judge in a months time.

Everyone in pre season looks like they’re running in treacle.

I’m not vouching for him, just pointing out the bleeding obvious.

 

[Tubey]

Hasn't play football in the last 4 months...let's giving a couple of month before judging him.

He hasn't played football in four years. His stint at Dalian is at the standard of your local Sunday League team, and he barely scored for them.

The man took the money in his prime years, he's a mercenary, he's not arsed about achieving anything anymore and that should have been bloody obvious to everyone involved in Everton's recruitment.

 

[wainy]

Looks like he done his pre season in the lobster pot the fat mess

 

[GoldenToffee]

Looks like he done his pre season in the lobster pot the fat mess

Everybody thought he went to China to retire a rich man, but turns out he's going to retire at Everton thanks to being mates with the manager.

 

[Kev The Rat]

He hasn't played football in four years. His stint at Dalian is at the standard of your local Sunday League team, and he barely scored for them.

The man took the money in his prime years, he's a mercenary, he's not arsed about achieving anything anymore and that should have been bloody obvious to everyone involved in Everton's recruitment.

Well birds of a feather in Benitez/Rondon case

 

[ArtetaMoney]

Nice assist there.