2017/18 Ross Barkley

[DanEFC92]

Perhaps, nearer the Scottish border, he feels safer from the gangsters...

Ross "Henry Hill" Barkley

 

[Seamus Colemole]

Ross "Henry Hill" Barkley

"For as far back as i can remember i'd wanted to be a geordie".

 

[DanEFC92]

"For as far back as i can remember i'd wanted to be a geordie".

*Fog on the Tyne plays*

 

[gerryandtheRedhaters]

Gazza talked up the place

 

[Furey1878]

Ross Benitezly

 

[Brisan123]

Nope

Think you will find he is.

 

[Brisan123]

@orly

That should be about 100 @orlys all in capital letters

 

[Brisan123]

...but what laid the egg?

I'm not sure but it obviously wasn't a chicken
How the unborn chicken got in the egg is still baffling scientists tonthis say

 

[Brisan123]

Neymar?

I felt a slight stirring in my nether regions when I read that

 

[Brisan123]

He's of Nigerian descent - the article is factually correct, technically.

And he was qualified to play for Nigeria

 

[Brisan123]

Would be a bit of a sad step down if he moves to Newcastle, could see him disappearing into a lower prem league/ championship player.

I know but there are loads of nightclubs with skimpily dressed friendly birds
Priorities priorities.

 

[Chewbacca]

Would be a diabolical move for the lad but at least he will be able to spend his free time around the Big Market supping Newkie Broon and getting slapped by big Geordie lumps...and their fellas

Bigg Market

And no-one up here calls it Newkie Brown. It's Dog, as in "a bottle of Dog"

Great city but a massive step down for Ross

 

[Brisan123]

Gazza talked up the place

I think the power of speech ( well rational speech at least ) left Gazza a long long time ago

 

[Bungle]

Ross would have dominated this game, exactly the sort of dynamic performer that we've missed. It's a shame people didn't appreciate the talent he has until it's too late.

Koeman has dealt with this poorly and needs to shoulder some of the blame for this situation.

 

[onlyme]

Please Please please sign, we miss you already