Roberto the cliches/sayings/drinking game

[the_tourist]

When i hear a pre or post match interview, i like to have some beer on hand.

Its my birthday on the 7th and im going to upload a video to youtube. With me taking shots o' beer
from the pre/post crystal palace and pre liverpool.

I need some help with the rules of this game

So far we have

5 shots o' beer for 'enjoying his football'
5 shots o' beer for 'good moment of form'
5 shots o' beer for 'phenomenal asset'
5 shots o' beer for 'adapting to our philosophy'
5 shots o' beer for 'berry berry good!'
5 shots o' beer for 'Thought we showed real character'
5 shots o' beer for 'sets incredible standards'
7 shots o' beer for 'we shower real grit and character'
7 shots o' beer for 'x is progressing well'
7 shots o' beer for ' i cannot fault the effort they put in today'
10 shots o' beer for 'we played with real swagger and arrogance'
10 shots o' beer for 'i cannot fault the effort they put in today'
15 shots o' beer for 'We're really disappointed not to have won the game'
20 shots o' beer for 'It's very satisfying to leave the game with that winning feeling'
25 shots o' beer 'we showed a real arraganz in our play'
25 shots o' beer 'kiss eyes'
50 shots o' beer 'we conceded 3 goals, but that is down to defensive issues which are easily addressed and not related to the philosophy'
50 shots o' beer for 'diamond of fooball'
400 shots o' beer for 'McCarthy's dead'


Your suggestions are needed and welcome.

 

[Tim's tourettes]

Buy yourself some mates/ a girlfriend then actually leave the house?

 

[DanB90]

'Thought we showed real character'

 

[Caso01]

5 shots for "sets incredible standards"

 

[DanB90]

'Unfortunately he felt his hamstring and we think it's a soft tissue injury'

 

[DanEFC92]

Shots of beer?

 

[Caso01]

"McCarthy's dead"

 

[heatmeiser]

Shots of beer?

Shots o' beer*

 

[bluemangroup]

This game is far more enjoyable if you swap beer for cocaine.

 

[SteRobbo84]

'we showed a real arraganz in our play'

 

[the_tourist]

oi, look this could pretty long list. Also i like to drink beer.

 

[Shipped]

Your suggestions are needed and welcome.

Suggest you don't play drinking games with shots of beer.
That's not a game it's just called lunchtime.

Seriously though, reckon this could be really funny, even though I still love Roberto.

 

[deipnosophist]

'we showed arrogance and went eye to eye with them the whole game' .... 5 shots

NB : this is an English colloquialism that Martinez does not get right. I suggest he means "we went toe to toe" with them (although maybe he and I won't see eye to eye over this interpretation)

 

[toffee matt]

" I quit" - down a whole bottle of whiskey.

 

[bluemangroup]

Suggest you don't play drinking games with shots of beer.
Seriously though, reckon this could be really funny, even though I still love Roberto.

Plus you'll be drunk enough to blot out the memory of a game.