Meet me at Goodison with a can of petty and a lighter Browns.It's all over unfortunately. We've sold Richarlison to make up some of the shortfall but we still have to pay Usmanov £800mil before 5pm tomorrow because he is pure gangster (allegedly) and has announced that the stadium will "find its way to Siberia - forever" if we don't.

soooo funs over. Good luck Richey. onwards and upwards Everton. we`ll build a better team round DCL and Dele, Gordon hopefully KLP comes here. its all for the best. thanks for the memories Richey, you wont be called a diver anymore and you`ll see those penalty claims go your way. God speed.







