Confirmed Signing Richarlison

[Dutch Toffee]

Is this just so we can announce him later in the new away kit?

I'd take him over Keane and Williams any day

 

[CarlitoBrigante]

Everton drain all the excitement out of new signings by taking the absolute piss to announce them

 

[chrismpw]

* imagines Danny poised hunched over the keyboard, bloodshot eyes glazed at the news feeds, finger over the button to upload the "Richarlison Signs for the Toffees" article he wrote last week.

 

[Toast]

We can't even over pay for a Watford player properly.

Koff Everton, you bad bunch of bells.

 

[Librarian]

What exactly are ‘finishing touches’ anyway

 

[lancs blue]

Kenwright whispering champions league in his shell like

 

[lancs blue]

There's problems with the work permit I've heard. Kenwright tried to claim he was his long lost son. Permit officials are scouring kenwright's family tree as we speak. Everton way that

 

[BigBlueConk]

He's been watching our preseason games on youtube and is thinking

 

[KaiserEFC]

What exactly are ‘finishing touches’ anyway

Well it turns out the £50m was the budget for the announcement video. Spielberg is taking a large cut of that and I’m guessing the finishing touches are the CGI explosions and dinosaurs.

 

[thebluenosebolt]

He's been watching our preseason games on youtube and is thinking

Thinking ..."deffo get game time here...the left side is pap"

 

[blue to the bone]

Why does it matter if he signs today, tonight or tomorrow. People want everything straight away now. I blame the Internet

 

[ToffeeTim]

Why does it matter if he signs today, tonight or tomorrow. People want everything straight away now. I blame the Internet

It doesn't matter. Although it would be nice to get him bedded in sooner rather than later, and be ready to have a run out on Saturday maybe.

 

[Connor]

It doesn't matter. Although it would be nice to get him bedded in sooner rather than later, and be ready to have a run out on Saturday maybe.

Whose to say he's not trained today

 

[ToffeeTim]

Whose to say he's not trained today

I'd be quite surprised if he didn't tbh. Game time would be good for him tho.

 

[Toast]

Be boss if we jib him off, he goes back to Watford and is utter gash and we sign him in January for about £5m.
Proper snidey Barkley style.