Remove one letter from a film title and give a description
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Gwlacticos
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Light of the Navigator.
A fast jet ace finds himself in hot water after being spotted sparking up a ciggie with his lucky zippo, within fifty yards of a fuel bowser.
A fast jet ace finds himself in hot water after being spotted sparking up a ciggie with his lucky zippo, within fifty yards of a fuel bowser.
scratchnsurf
Player Valuation: £40m
The ukes of Hazard
Former Chelsea and Belgium star hangs up his boots and breaks out the woodworking tools as he turns his hand to making the smallest member of the guitar family.
Former Chelsea and Belgium star hangs up his boots and breaks out the woodworking tools as he turns his hand to making the smallest member of the guitar family.
scratchnsurf
Player Valuation: £40m
Cool hand uke
After being sent down for two years for voyeurism, George Formby is set the task of cleaning all the windows at the state pen, but there's no hot water!
After being sent down for two years for voyeurism, George Formby is set the task of cleaning all the windows at the state pen, but there's no hot water!
scratchnsurf
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War hose
From the garden shed to the Somme, a moving tale tracking the trials and tribulations in the relationship between a young man and his 60 yard rubber tube.
From the garden shed to the Somme, a moving tale tracking the trials and tribulations in the relationship between a young man and his 60 yard rubber tube.
12 Years A Slav
In 1980, just divorced, and consequently a free man, Hardy Willis, misses his flight out of Belgrade due to inadvertently picking up the wrong briefcase at the airport. Crossing the road on his way back to his hotel he looks right instead of left and is hit by a truck. He suffers facial injuries so severe that it was hard to see any familiarity with the photo in his passport.
Disoriented, Hardy agrees that surgeons reconstruct his face so that he once again looks like his passport photo. The procedure is a success but Hardy falls into a coma. For the next 12 years Marko Spenza (Hardy's Slav name) lies blissfully unaware of the tender care his apparent wife, Azda, administers to him, and also of the fact that the real Marko Spenza suffered similar injuries to himself in another accident and is lying in another ward looking like the passport photo of Hardy Willis.
1n 1993, Hardy/Marko awakes to find himself not in Belgrade, Yugoslavia, but Belgrade, Bosnia, unaware that for 12 of the last 13 years he has been a Slav.
To be continued....
In 1980, just divorced, and consequently a free man, Hardy Willis, misses his flight out of Belgrade due to inadvertently picking up the wrong briefcase at the airport. Crossing the road on his way back to his hotel he looks right instead of left and is hit by a truck. He suffers facial injuries so severe that it was hard to see any familiarity with the photo in his passport.
Disoriented, Hardy agrees that surgeons reconstruct his face so that he once again looks like his passport photo. The procedure is a success but Hardy falls into a coma. For the next 12 years Marko Spenza (Hardy's Slav name) lies blissfully unaware of the tender care his apparent wife, Azda, administers to him, and also of the fact that the real Marko Spenza suffered similar injuries to himself in another accident and is lying in another ward looking like the passport photo of Hardy Willis.
1n 1993, Hardy/Marko awakes to find himself not in Belgrade, Yugoslavia, but Belgrade, Bosnia, unaware that for 12 of the last 13 years he has been a Slav.
To be continued....
tonyhorne
Immoderate
This should come with a spoiler alert...
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
The War of the Words : a dystopian fantasy starring Stephen Fry and Donald Trump.
I am only now reading from page one but, funnily enough, I made the same joke to a friend yesterday after I told him I might be unrecognisable when I next see him as I have taken to dressing as characters from the novels of Alexandre Dumas and smoking Cuban cigars. He knew who to look out for!
Amazing.
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