Questions From Newcastle Fans

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Here's how we'll line up:

Tim Howard
Tony Hibbert
Joseph Yobo
Sylvain Distin
Nuno Valente
Diniyar Bilyaletdinov
Leon Osman
Mitch Ward
Anders Limpar
Kevin Mirallas
Lukaku

Summer was good, we done good business and strengthened in important areas especially in midfield and up front

Style of play will be possession leading to structured attacking

One to watch: Chris Long

Q5: Lukaku

Q6: Barry Venison (in other words, none)

Q7: top 5

Q8: Newcastle will struggle under Pardew. He's awful.

Q9: 2-0

Q10: Banana because we will fcuk you more ways than one?

Raoul, Ignore this basket case he's never been the match in his life
 
1 – How do you think you’ll line up?
Predator up top, Milkman near the back with Howard, other lads wherever they want

2 – How was Everton's summer? Are you happy with the transfer deals done?
Yes, but Moyes can p*ss off

3 – What is your style of play going to be like this season?
Win the passing, also a few games

4 – Do you have any more talent coming through your academy? Who are the 'ones to watch'?
The kids will make Kenwright rich some day

5 – Who should we watch out for / who is your biggest threat?
Nevermind the LB, but the one with Predator hair will smash your face in

6 – Which of our players are you most afraid of?
How about the one that punched the horse?

7 – What is your prediction for Everton this season?
5th

8 – How do you think Newcastle will do this season?
Better than Sunderland

9 – Scoreline prediction?
2-1

10 – If your football club was a fruit, what fruit would it be?
Never the pineapple
 

Here's how we'll line up:

Tim Howard
Tony Hibbert
Joseph Yobo
Sylvain Distin
Nuno Valente
Diniyar Bilyaletdinov
Leon Osman
Mitch Ward
Anders Limpar
Kevin Mirallas
Lukaku

Summer was good, we done good business and strengthened in important areas especially in midfield and up front

Style of play will be possession leading to structured attacking

One to watch: Chris Long

Q5: Lukaku

Q6: Barry Venison (in other words, none)

Q7: top 5

Q8: Newcastle will struggle under Pardew. He's awful.

Q9: 2-0

Q10: Banana because we will fcuk you more ways than one?

Raoul, Ignore this basket case he's never been the match in his life

Raoul, go and read my threads mate. Read my football diary, you'll hear what we get up to on away days and I go to every game, ignore this washing basket
 
Here's how we'll line up:

Tim Howard
Tony Hibbert
Joseph Yobo
Sylvain Distin
Nuno Valente
Diniyar Bilyaletdinov
Leon Osman
Mitch Ward
Anders Limpar
Kevin Mirallas
Lukaku

Summer was good, we done good business and strengthened in important areas especially in midfield and up front

Style of play will be possession leading to structured attacking

One to watch: Chris Long

Q5: Lukaku

Q6: Barry Venison (in other words, none)

Q7: top 5

Q8: Newcastle will struggle under Pardew. He's awful.

Q9: 2-0

Q10: Banana because we will fcuk you more ways than one?

Funniest post I've ever read on here.

You say that at least once a week
 
Raoul, go and read my threads mate. Read my football diary, you'll hear what we get up to on away days and I go to every game, ignore this washing basket

Anyone can make story's up mate

We all know you sit in a one bedroom flat wearing yer mar's underwear fapping one off to Come Dine With Me repeats
 

Here's how we'll line up:

Tim Howard
Tony Hibbert
Joseph Yobo
Sylvain Distin
Nuno Valente
Diniyar Bilyaletdinov
Leon Osman
Mitch Ward
Anders Limpar
Kevin Mirallas
Lukaku

Summer was good, we done good business and strengthened in important areas especially in midfield and up front

Style of play will be possession leading to structured attacking

One to watch: Chris Long

Q5: Lukaku

Q6: Barry Venison (in other words, none)

Q7: top 5

Q8: Newcastle will struggle under Pardew. He's awful.

Q9: 2-0

Q10: Banana because we will fcuk you more ways than one?

Ant or Dec, don't do what this man says.

His name is Raoul
 
1 – How do you think you’ll line up?

Same team but with Lukaku starting

2 – How was Everton's summer? Are you happy with the transfer deals done?

Delighted, you can tell looking at the bench the squad strength has improved.
3 – What is your style of play going to be like this season?

This is going to take a bit of getting used too. Remember turning around and looking at me mate at the West Brom game when for the first 5 minutes of the season we passed it around and never got in their half.

4 – Do you have any more talent coming through your academy? Who are the 'ones to watch'?

No-one imminent I think but plenty of decent looking lads for the U-21's and lower.

5 – Who should we watch out for / who is your biggest threat?

I'm hoping Miralles but I hope that every game so I'll go with the obvious in Baines and Lukaku

6 – Which of our players are you most afraid of?

Ben Arfa scored a cracker here a couple of years ago so him
7 – What is your prediction for Everton this season?

6th
8 – How do you think Newcastle will do this season?

around 9, 10 or 11

9 – Scoreline prediction?

2-0
10 – If your football club was a fruit, what fruit would it be?

A big melon.
 

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