Questions From Newcastle Fans

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Jake_YCCMY

Player Valuation: Free Transfer
Hi i'm from toonforum.co.uk and we like to ask a set of ten questions our upcoming opponents each week to see the views on the match from the 'other side'. We would really appreciate if you could do this as we like to use the responses as part of our match day build up. You are welcome to come across if you want to have some 'banter' about the match. We are a friendly bunch!

1 – How do you think you’ll line up?
2 – How was Everton's summer? Are you happy with the transfer deals done?
3 – What is your style of play going to be like this season?
4 – Do you have any more talent coming through your academy? Who are the 'ones to watch'?
5 – Who should we watch out for / who is your biggest threat?
6 – Which of our players are you most afraid of?
7 – What is your prediction for Everton this season?
8 – How do you think Newcastle will do this season?
9 – Scoreline prediction?
10 – If your football club was a fruit, what fruit would it be?

Thanks for doing this!
 
1 – How do you think you’ll line up?
11 players. 1 will be a keeper.

2 – How was Everton's summer? Are you happy with the transfer deals done?
We sold a Belgian with crap hair for way over the odds. And borrowed a load of decent lads and signed Wigan Athletic.

3 – What is your style of play going to be like this season?
Christ knows. Passing. A lot of passing.

4 – Do you have any more talent coming through your academy? Who are the 'ones to watch'?
Lundstram. Green.

5 – Who should we watch out for / who is your biggest threat?
If the Spanish lad plays your full backs are in for a world of pain. For 45 minutes as he gets tired in the second half. And never passes.

6 – Which of our players are you most afraid of?
Ben Arfa. That's about it.

7 – What is your prediction for Everton this season?
We are going to go the season unbeaten.

8 – How do you think Newcastle will do this season?
Down down down down. Down down de down down

9 – Scoreline prediction?
8-0

10 – If your football club was a fruit, what fruit would it be?
Star fruit

Thanks for doing this!

You're welcome.
 

chicoazul

Poster Valuation: #1
Do you remember that time you finished second and thought you were dead boss and gonna rule for the next 100 years and tried looking down your nose at Everton before reverting back to being f*cking dross and getting relegated again?

So do I Bonny lad.
 

toffeejack

Player Valuation: £100m
Do you remember that time you finished second and thought you were dead boss and gonna rule for the next 100 years and tried looking down your nose at Everton before reverting back to being f*cking dross and getting relegated again?

So do I Bonny lad.


#operating in a different league
 

Portland Toffee

Player Valuation: £1.5m
Welcome mate, should be a good game on Monday. Your lot always bring a good following so the atmosphere should be boss.

1 – How do you think you’ll line up?
A - 4-4-1-1, Lukaku leading the line with Mirallas, Barkley and probably Naismith supporting.
2 – How was Everton's summer? Are you happy with the transfer deals done?
A - Made up to be honest, feel we have a much stronger squad than last year
3 – What is your style of play going to be like this season?
A - Slow passing from the back, trying to draw teams out then speeding it up in the final third
4 – Do you have any more talent coming through your academy? Who are the 'ones to watch'?
A - Our academy keeps churning them out, Hallam Hope and Lundstram have bright futures
5 – Who should we watch out for / who is your biggest threat?
A - Honestly, this year we have many. Lukaku, Mirrallas, Barkley, Baines....
6 – Which of our players are you most afraid of?
A - Ben Arfa! Great Player him
7 – What is your prediction for Everton this season?
A - 5th/6th
8 – How do you think Newcastle will do this season?
A - 12th
9 – Scoreline prediction?
A - 3-1 Everton
10 – If your football club was a fruit, what fruit would it be?
A - We are no Fruits, only cheeses around here mate! Chimay a bitter cheese :)
 

carolinablue232

Player Valuation: £60m
Hi i'm from toonforum.co.uk and we like to ask a set of ten questions our upcoming opponents each week to see the views on the match from the 'other side'. We would really appreciate if you could do this as we like to use the responses as part of our match day build up. You are welcome to come across if you want to have some 'banter' about the match. We are a friendly bunch!

1 – How do you think you’ll line up?
Howard
Coleman Jags Distin Baines

Barry McCarthy
Naismith Barkley Mirallas

Lukaku

2 – How was Everton's summer? Are you happy with the transfer deals done?
Overall, yes. I still don't see McCarthy ever turning into a player worth 13 mil, but other than that, it was great business.

3 – What is your style of play going to be like this season?
Martinez brought his style. We'll do our best to possess and build from the back. No more hoofball.

4 – Do you have any more talent coming through your academy? Who are the 'ones to watch'?
Duffy when he gets back. The natives will know much more than I.

5 – Who should we watch out for / who is your biggest threat?
Barkley, Mirallas, and of course Lukaku will score a brace

6 – Which of our players are you most afraid of?
Ben Arfa when he's on his game

7 – What is your prediction for Everton this season?
Sixth
8 – How do you think Newcastle will do this season?
12-15

9 – Scoreline prediction?
3-1 Everton

10 – If your football club was a fruit, what fruit would it be?
Blueberry: COYB

Thanks for doing this!

There ya go.
 

toffeejack

Player Valuation: £100m
1 – How do you think you’ll line up?
Pretty damn sexily
2 – How was Everton's summer? Are you happy with the transfer deals done?
yes, i was very happy that we didn't manage to add a rapist to our squad
3 – What is your style of play going to be like this season?
I'd say a mix of the great liverpool team of 2011 and the unbeatable swansea carling cup team of 2012
4 – Do you have any more talent coming through your academy? Who are the 'ones to watch'?
The XI that beat Chelsea U21's
5 – Who should we watch out for / who is your biggest threat?
The two fulll backs are dangerous, we have a good midfield who are due a goal or two, some pacey exciting wingers, a future world star up front, some big guns off the bench and naismith in reserve
6 – Which of our players are you most afraid of?
Krul
7 – What is your prediction for Everton this season?
To operate in a different league to newcastle
8 – How do you think Newcastle will do this season?
overachieve reaching the 4th round of the league cup
9 – Scoreline prediction?
3-0
10 – If your football club was a fruit, what fruit would it be?
The kind of fruit cake my dad likes to hook up with on a saturday night
Thanks for doing this!
No problem
 

Username

Player Valuation: £30m
1 – How do you think you’ll line up?
howard
coleman jags distin baines
barry gibson/mccarthy
mirallas barkley pienaar
Lukaku

2 – How was Everton's summer? Are you happy with the transfer deals done?
I'd say relatively good, we kept star man baines and brought some added quality and depth to a thin squad.
3 – What is your style of play going to be like this season?
Possesion based, it really only is effective when your playing full tempo though so we will need to be able to mix it up.
4 – Do you have any more talent coming through your academy? Who are the 'ones to watch'?
Ross Barkley is the biggest talent, he has cheat codes for footy mate. Otherwise John Stones has made a decent impression so far and we also have talented loanee's Deulofoe and Lukaku
5 – Who should we watch out for / who is your biggest threat?
When our fullbacks can be arsed we can attack with width, both Coleman and Baines can be really effective when on their games. Mirallas can turn a game on it's head when he gets the ball to feet on route to goal, Lukaku is a massive grock and will make your defence work hard.
6 – Which of our players are you most afraid of?
Ben Arfa can be boss but he is a bit too inconsistent, wouldn't say afraid of anyone though.
7 – What is your prediction for Everton this season?
Hopefully top 7 with a view of getting europe.
8 – How do you think Newcastle will do this season?
Mid table 12-16th
9 – Scoreline prediction?
2-0
10 – If your football club was a fruit, what fruit would it be?
Honey badger
 

toffeejack

Player Valuation: £100m
A good ten years before that mate. Buzzing off thinking they were everyone's favourite second club the jarg Scottish whoppers.

in bed with the kopites. Get your shirts back on you fat Meffs and stop slapping your birds around.

yeah i know, just trying to start a debate over which statement was more stupid of them
 

MickM86

Player Valuation: £25m
Here's how we'll line up:

Tim Howard
Tony Hibbert
Joseph Yobo
Sylvain Distin
Nuno Valente
Diniyar Bilyaletdinov
Leon Osman
Mitch Ward
Anders Limpar
Kevin Mirallas
Lukaku

Summer was good, we done good business and strengthened in important areas especially in midfield and up front

Style of play will be possession leading to structured attacking

One to watch: Chris Long

Q5: Lukaku

Q6: Barry Venison (in other words, none)

Q7: top 5

Q8: Newcastle will struggle under Pardew. He's awful.

Q9: 2-0

Q10: Banana because we will fcuk you more ways than one?
 
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