I loathe this utter urine stain of a human.
Look at him...
Yeah, nicely done 'Fizzer' - that's right, you're a top bloo you lad.
Get lost you utter tossrag. Everything about him, from his stupid hair dye, pathetic stepovers and his fawning 'professionalism', tripping over himself to rim anyone and everyone he can get a pat on the head from to keep earning money despite being limited in every little thing he attempts in life and having the charisma of a wet sponge.
The constant balancing act. "Oh, got to keep Sky happy, better say something controversial... oh, but I'll get gigs off Everton as a captain in the future, better pretend to be a bloo... oh oh, United are playing, got to say something pro-United now... but keep it in check, don't upset anyone, be nice, be nice, oh quick, got to do a social media update about how I'm professional, I'll go on a run in the snow, that'll do it... Quick QUICK retweet something Sky Sports have tweeted, oh God, is two enough? Better do a third... that's right... oh I've done everything right today, I'm such a good little brown noser..."
Koff you scrotum. Next time you cross the street don't look both ways.
Look at him...
Yeah, nicely done 'Fizzer' - that's right, you're a top bloo you lad.
Get lost you utter tossrag. Everything about him, from his stupid hair dye, pathetic stepovers and his fawning 'professionalism', tripping over himself to rim anyone and everyone he can get a pat on the head from to keep earning money despite being limited in every little thing he attempts in life and having the charisma of a wet sponge.
The constant balancing act. "Oh, got to keep Sky happy, better say something controversial... oh, but I'll get gigs off Everton as a captain in the future, better pretend to be a bloo... oh oh, United are playing, got to say something pro-United now... but keep it in check, don't upset anyone, be nice, be nice, oh quick, got to do a social media update about how I'm professional, I'll go on a run in the snow, that'll do it... Quick QUICK retweet something Sky Sports have tweeted, oh God, is two enough? Better do a third... that's right... oh I've done everything right today, I'm such a good little brown noser..."
Koff you scrotum. Next time you cross the street don't look both ways.
