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Christ.
If he played for a normal team that created more than 1 more chance every 5 games he will score for fun.
MikeH72
Player Valuation: £100m
He is not ever going to “score for fun”. He hasn’t so far and he will not going forward.
MikeH72
Player Valuation: £100m
Weirdly I thought he scored 21 in 39 last season.
Last season’s training sessions were a nonsense. They made you think Michael Keane was a competent footballer.
Nothing that happened last season was a reflection of footballing reality. You might as well say Cenk Tosun is boss because you saw him score some great goals in a training video the club put up on YouTube.
Or maybe it was the World Class Manager.
MikeH72
Player Valuation: £100m
It wasn’t mate, it was an absolute freak of a season and should be scrubbed from the history books. It was training.
What about the 3 in 3 he scored at the start of the season? Also training?
MikeH72
Player Valuation: £100m
Two of them were pens. Like saying James Milner or Luka Milivojevic are prolific goalscorers.
Everton wouldn’t survive the near £100m reduction of income for a stay in the Championship.
I just checked and neither have scored this season.
And we wont survive another 1.5million spend in the Summer either.
Basically, it doesnt really matter which league we are in.
Stick a fork in the whole club.
MikeH72
Player Valuation: £100m
Milivojevic was once Palace’s top scorer in a season with 12 goals, 10 of them coming from the spot. Would that have made him a prolific goal threat? Pens are nothing more than stat padding for strikers, DCL hasn’t scored an open play goal since the opening day of the season, you’re in for a rude awakening if you think any club is paying good money for that.
Do you also say Penaldo and Pessi frandelino?
MikeH72
Player Valuation: £100m
He never scores them tbf.
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