Our corners

I think the plan is to get a lucky goal, there's 3 ways to score all equally likley,
1. It hits an Everton player and goes in.
2. It hits an oppisition player and goes in.
3. It goes straight in from the corner.
Most likley of all is what happened last night.
It looks like an AI generated video of a bad corner routine.. It really annoyed me last night.
We are probably the tallest team in the league even without JOB and we resort to that rubbish.
 
Glad that there's complete agreement that the whole thing was just embarrassing to watch. The amount of crap the team are getting on twitter etc for it is impressive.

The whole thing just stinks of desperation. Hope they cut it out in the next game.
 
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Why do we have our 4 biggest players litterally on their goal line ?

If we are looking to score surely they have to have a run at it not standing stationary near their keeper.

Put a small player in there to obstruct the keeper while our main threat can attack the ball.
Absolutely baffling time after time.
 
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Why do we have our 4 biggest players litterally on their goal line ?

If we are looking to score surely they have to have a run at it not standing stationary near their keeper.

Put a small player in there to obstruct the keeper while our main threat can attack the ball.
Absolutely baffling time after time.
It was bonkers, reaching Roberto Martinez levels of insanity of doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

Did the United keeper look rattled? Nope.

You end up with 12 bodies on the goal line and the ball popping out to Idrissa Gueye, for him to waste it.
 
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Why do we have our 4 biggest players litterally on their goal line ?

If we are looking to score surely they have to have a run at it not standing stationary near their keeper.

Put a small player in there to obstruct the keeper while our main threat can attack the ball.
Absolutely baffling time after time.
Getting to 80 minutes and still doing the exact same thing was absolutely infuriating.
 
Kept on trying the same useless thing

I’ve a feeling that if we scored from one you’re just giving the ref and VAR an easy out with all the jostling, it wouldn’t be hard to find a reason
Agree.
No chance
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Why do we have our 4 biggest players litterally on their goal line ?

If we are looking to score surely they have to have a run at it not standing stationary near their keeper.

Put a small player in there to obstruct the keeper while our main threat can attack the ball.
Absolutely baffling time after time.
Try it once or twice but change things when it's not working.
Although the amount of stick we are getting and saying we turned it into a wrestling match when you look at that picture there are far more Utd players in there and two are blatantly holding Tarkowski.
No way are we getting a pen though and guaranteed VAR would disallow any goal we might have scored.
 

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