Our Away Fans….No Disrespect

[kev]

 

[the golden visionary]

Don't the less physically abled get accessibility spots at the front of drafts of support?

Seems a low blow this.

Guy doesnt care, bounce that chair up and down or lose your seat

 

[arch stanton]

Noticed the front few rows of or away support have very limited bounceabilty when we score, almost like they cant be arsed, like they will get there next away ticket anyway

well I was in one of the front few rows at United and I banged my head on the moon when we scored.

 

[Mrtallywacker]

The club are on it, free pogo sticks for all away games.

God bless.

 

[everton1953]

Just seen this. Are you a total a....hole?

 

[kev]

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Just seen this. Are you a total a....hole?

Leave him alone. He thought it was just soda-pop.

 

[NeilMorepies]

All Evertonians were left 27% less elastic after Benitez.

Facht!

 

[Rob17896]

Guy doesnt care, bounce that chair up and down or lose your seat

 

[Dddddd]

Noticed the front few rows of or away support have very limited bounceabilty when we score, almost like they cant be arsed, like they will get there next away ticket anyway

Hydraulic suspension to be fitted to all fan wheelchairs for next away game

 

[Rich1878]

Well I for one think this is a great thread. For many years I too have wondered why Evertonians lack bounce.

Ffs hahaha

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

All the awards

 

[Clarky cat]

Who’s been banned recently? Time to login as another ball-achingly dull whopper…

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

Noticed the front few rows of or away support have very limited bounceabilty when we score, almost like they cant be arsed, like they will get there next away ticket anyway

First of all mate, thank you for your bravery in being the one to break the silence on this.

I also thank you for the great respect you were careful to show our fans by putting “No Disrespect” in the thread title.

What do you think the root cause of this epidemic is mate? You allude to a malaise among this apparent prawn sandwich brigade, as if their future attendance is secured, so why bother reacting at all to something like “your” team scoring, would I have that right? How do you think we can resolve this? Maybe a video submission by prospective away attendees, to the club, demonstrating their bounceability? Bounciest fans get the tickets?

 

[Swartzy]

well I was in one of the front few rows at United and I banged my head on the moon when we scored.

It was you then.. I thought i saw a 'KOPITES ARE GOBSHITES' sticker, while i was bouncing up there.

 

[Groucho]

Noticed the front few rows of or away support have very limited bounceabilty when we score, almost like they cant be arsed, like they will get there next away ticket anyway