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Gilbert..
Player Valuation: £40m
If he came on and scored, which he has done a few times off the bench, some would have blamed him for taking a goal away from kean.
He's a marked man for some.
Genuinely got no issues with him while he's still at the club. Ferguson and ancelotti have brought him into the squad and i can see why. His attitude has always been get on and give my all.
Lowste
Player Valuation: £30m
On your workings out
Would Sigurdson be about 95ml
Gilbert..
Player Valuation: £40m
One mans floor and all that. Amazing way to look at it. I suppose if you rate someone its the view thats what strikers do. Be in the right place. If not then they were just there by luck.
14towestham
Player Valuation: £1m
The poor 2800 that were at West Ham watching a pathetic excuse for a prem game in the worst stadium ever to grace the top flight at least had a few minutes of hilarity at the end.
The away fans gave no malice or abuse to Niasse just collectively started laughing at his 100% lack of anything resembling a first touch.
He surely never played as a ‘pro’ before we signed him?
The away fans gave no malice or abuse to Niasse just collectively started laughing at his 100% lack of anything resembling a first touch.
He surely never played as a ‘pro’ before we signed him?
Arteta2391
Player Valuation: £30m
never forget
Lord Buckethead
Player Valuation: £35m
He was "the top striker in the Russian League", even though others had somehow scored more than him.
GwladysPhil
Player Valuation: £35m
Player of the season was touted by the club, couldn't find anything of the ilk.
A very dodgy deal.
Lord Buckethead
Player Valuation: £35m
I firmly believe we got him to salvage something out of being in the Ukraine for a good month getting the urine extracted out of us by Yarmolenko's agent and manager. We were out there being strung along for weeks 'negotiating', then pick Niasse up at the Airport on the way home to cover their embarrassment.
Papa Shango
Player Valuation: £70m
He is no worse than the rest of them.
Not sure why his standards seem to be set differently to everyone else.
He had one bad touch when he came on, like any other player can do.
Last time he played there he scored...
Death
I'll take down dat coal powered MG, I tel u Hwat
Ironically for such low expectations unless he’s scoring ( in his 10 min per 20 games) he gets the grief piled on. Ye h’es a terrible baller with it at his feet and shouldn’t be an Everton player. But he is more of a threat and has more heart than 90% of the cowards playing week in week out. He’s last on my priorities for players out. Just having that character in the training sessions is good enough for me to worry about him dead last.
Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
I can't wait until this one is banished and never to be seen again.
For the first goal he actually wins the ball back and makes two good passes in the build up .
SiEdmo
Player Valuation: £10m
that ball from davies for the first though....ooooof
he may have his faults but he can do things others cant
Archie Knox
Player Valuation: £20m
Don't think he's even attempted such a pass in any of the games since to be honest.
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