No wonder everyone in the country laugh at you lot

[ijjysmith]

 

[Titus Bramble]

Was in Liverpool (not Everton ) last year for stag doo ,What a **** night oot unless you like the beatles, Have you lot not moved past the 60,s we left and went to Blackpool

That was like a dagger through my heart.

 

[Del]

Was in Liverpool (not Everton ) last year for stag doo ,What a **** night oot unless you like the beatles, Have you lot not moved past the 60,s we left and went to Blackpool

Did you take your top off lad

 

[ijjysmith]

Was in Liverpool (not Everton ) last year for stag doo ,What a **** night oot unless you like the beatles, Have you lot not moved past the 60,s we left and went to Blackpool

Mate, it should be Shearer's

 

[Brennan]

Was in Liverpool (not Everton ) last year for stag doo ,What a **** night oot unless you like the beatles, Have you lot not moved past the 60,s we left and went to Blackpool

And now you're just making things up.

Sad really.

 

[Pat's Van]

It's you are, spelt you're if you want to shorten it lad.

well said B.J.

also I think you'll find "canny" is spelt.......er

.......actually I don't know how it's spelt as I don't understand what that fkn geordie jibberish means

 

[Del]

There the Newcastle Beatles lad

 

[Ian Wilsons hair gel]

Q: What's the ideal weight for a Newcastle supporter?
A: 3 pounds...that's including the Urn.

 

[ijjysmith]

Q: What's the ideal weight for a Newcastle supporter?
A: 3 pounds...that's including the Urn.

Andover?! That's near me!! Hello.

 

[Deloodid]

Q: What's the ideal weight for a Newcastle supporter?
A: 3 pounds...that's including the Urn.

^This^

 

[nigelcoyb]

Where's he gone?

Lockdown kicked in?

 

[Ian Wilsons hair gel]

Andover?! That's near me!! Hello.

Just noticed that! I have looked out for fellow Andovarians! Southampton is quite near! Hello!

 

[Caveo]

Where's he gone?

Lockdown kicked in?

And iv just sent him something too

 

[Pat's Van]

And iv just sent him something too

I'm guessing it wasn't a picture of a cute little kitten

 

[Caveo]

I'm guessing it wasn't a picture of a cute little kitten

Cute...NO
Little......NOOOOOOO
Kitten.....NOOOOOOOOOOOO

1 rep to the 1st correct answer , 1 extra for details