Nico Elvedi

[buededw1]

First twigging this on grand old team an hour late. Finger on the pulse me as always.

is he good? Does he BBQ in winter?

Can head a ball like prime Vidic, pass a ball like prime Rio & marinate'a BBQ ribs with the best of them and is known in Germany as the best backyard smoker and pitmaster in all the land

 

[matty1878]

The new Senderos

you seen him play?

 

[Goat]

Not even gonna bother scouting this fella.

He aint coming here.

 

[navidson]

you seen him play?

Nah

But he's Swiss - and we seem to have the unique ability to turn actual footballers into petrified blobfish

 

[matty1878]

Nah

But he's Swiss - and we seem to have the unique ability to turn actual footballers into petrified blobfish

he’s not michael keane so

 

[Ferguson1878]

all these signings feels like the summer of 2017 again

 

[navidson]

he’s not michael keane so

Michael Keane wasn't Michael Keane until Everton signed him

 

[GrandOldTeam]

Can head a ball like prime Vidic, pass a ball like prime Rio & marinate'a BBQ ribs with the best of them and is known in Germany as the best backyard smoker and pitmaster in all the land

Phwoar.

His name's Nico too.

Sign him Thelwell FFS

 

[Aries]

Get him in alongside Branthwaite.

We all know that won’t happen. Tarkowski won’t be dropped. This fella comes in as his partner, Branthwaite will unfortunately drop back to the bench and we’ll end up losing him.

 

[BainesontoastNEW]

Currently injured? Abort.

 

[navidson]

all these signings feels like the summer of 2017 again

Making me misty eyed - I was sunning it up in Crete and every day was an adventure

Jordan Pickford - Yay!
Davey Klaassen - Captain!
Michael Keane - Tugboat!

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

Nah

But he's Swiss - and we seem to have the unique ability to turn actual footballers into petrified blobfish

Gylfi reincarnated?

Hope Not!!

 

[Eggs]

….his own thread ffs

 

[matty1878]

Currently injured? Abort.

so is harrison

 

[matty1878]

….his own thread ffs

why is this usually bad luck?