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Pienaar (WR) Jags (OL) Distin (OL) Anichebe (OL) Heitinga (OL) Hibbert (OL) Naismith (TE) Jelavic (WR) Fellaini (WR)
-----------------------------------------------Neville (QB)
----------------------------------------------Coleman (FB)
-----------------------------------------------Baines (HB)

Howard (K/P)
 
Fellaini might actually be a decent WR. All the linemen would die. Naismith would be the tiniest TE of all time, and likely perish. Pienaar would be okay at WR, but his money would be made returning kicks. Baines looks he could carry some more weight if he needed to, so he'd be the guy I would put at TE.
 
Fellaini might actually be a decent WR. All the linemen would die. Naismith would be the tiniest TE of all time, and likely perish. Pienaar would be okay at WR, but his money would be made returning kicks. Baines looks he could carry some more weight if he needed to, so he'd be the guy I would put at TE.

I reckon Distin could cope on the OL. Naismiths bigger than 5 foot 7 Baines like, better at TE imo.
Besides, we're assuming that this teams playing against a Liverpool or Citeh or United side, for some charity event or something not NFL sides which would probably be illegal somehow.
The weaknesses for me would be Neville at QB - he'd be a bit Alex Smith really. Better leader though.
And Coleman at FB, as I don't know if he'd be strong enough to block skrtel or evra or whoevers linebacking towards bainesy.
 
Distin is built much more like a RB than a lineman. Linemen are huge. He's got the right body type to smash through a tackler, though.
 
Pats haven't won anything in eight years although they are a consistently good team. Have you ever noticed how when someone lives in an area where they don't support the local teams they almost ALWAYS come away with an especially intense dislike of those teams? I have heard it literally hundreds of times: "I spent six months in Pittsburgh and let me tell you their fans are deluded." "I spent a few years in Dallas and their fans are out of their minds." I am pretty sure I have the full collector's set of "I lived in ____" trading cards now.

Sports fans are (in the majority) all deluded and crazy. If you remove your fandom and watch other team's fans they will seem utterly insane. In fact they are all pretty average -- if a team is winning it just increases the volume.

Aside from the RS fans of course who really are crazy.

He was involved in an incident but no proof that he was the murderer:

http://www.grantland.com/blog/the-triangle/post/_/id/47958/remembering-the-ray-lewis-controversy

Disagree with that a bit. Being in the Navy I have spent time in several parts of the country and New England was the only one that led me to hate the ways of the Pats and the Red Sox (along with the Yankee's). And in fact, it was the decentness of the fans that lead me to adopting the Seattle teams as my second set of teams up there.
 
Pienaar (WR) Jags (OL) Distin (OL) Anichebe (OL) Heitinga (OL) Hibbert (OL) Naismith (TE) Jelavic (WR) Fellaini (WR)
-----------------------------------------------Neville (QB)
----------------------------------------------Coleman (FB)
-----------------------------------------------Baines (HB)

Howard (K/P)

Not going to bite...
 
Pienaar (WR) Jags (OL) Distin (OL) Anichebe (OL) Heitinga (OL) Hibbert (OL) Naismith (TE) Jelavic (WR) Fellaini (WR) -----------------------------------------------Neville (QB) ----------------------------------------------Coleman (FB) -----------------------------------------------Baines (HB) Howard (K/P)
Baines is totally a Wes Welker type WR if I've ever seen one. Neville as QB is a good call though -- he'd be like Peyton with a thousand audibles before the snap. Plus everyone would want backup QB Barkley to start instead.

So I'm going to get into NFL...I like Seattle Seahawks...is that a decent choice?
Depends how much you think you are going to get into it. If you plan on ever seeing a game in person why not pick a team in a warm place where you can have a nice vacation? Just don't pick Miami unless you like being shot while stuck in gridlocked traffic.

Cultures are the same everywhere. I'm an American Everton fan. The anti-NFL posters here are *exactly* like the anti-"soccer" posters on American sports message boards. You can literally change a word or two and the posts are interchangeable. American board: "Soccer is stupid. The players are all sissies who run around in shorts. Nothing ever happens." English board: "American football is stupid. The players are all sissies who run around in pads. Nothing ever happens."
This x1000. I am glad someone else has noticed this. The complaints really are identical and equally pointless and wrong headed.

Disagree with that a bit. Being in the Navy I have spent time in several parts of the country and New England was the only one that led me to hate the ways of the Pats and the Red Sox (along with the Yankee's). And in fact, it was the decentness of the fans that lead me to adopting the Seattle teams as my second set of teams up there.
As I mentioned, the volume is turned down when the teams aren't good. Seattle has a reputation as being one of the most long suffering towns in the US for pro sports success. They are the least threatening fan-base of any team. If you are going to like any set of fans other than your own they are a likely candidate. (That said a few posts ago people were having a pop at Seattle for being insufferable hipsters.)

You don't hear a lot of people complaining about Cleveland fans now for this same kind of reason -- give Cleveland three SB in five years and I bet you start hearing about arrogant Cleveland fans. Of course we'll never find out because god hates Cleveland. Oakland fans are insufferable but you hardly hear anything about them these days because the team is so anonymous. Even Cowboys fans are relatively mute these days. Who gave a seconds thought to how annoying Notre Dame fans were in the last 10 years until they were in the BCS Championship?

I hardly ever heard anyone talk about Boston fans being so terrible before their recent run of Championships -- in fact they had a little of that "America's team" vibe about them with the Sox not having won in so long and the curse. Most neutrals wanted them to beat the Yankees the year they came back from 0-3. Most people were supporting the Pats as huge underdogs v. the Rams. Then they started winning (and were no longer underdogs) and all of a sudden the fans became the worst and neutrals hated them as much as the Yankees.
 
I hardly ever heard anyone talk about Boston fans being so terrible before their recent run of Championships -- in fact they had a little of that "America's team" vibe about them with the Sox not having won in so long and the curse. Most neutrals wanted them to beat the Yankees the year they came back from 0-3. Most people were supporting the Pats as huge underdogs v. the Rams. Then they started winning (and were no longer underdogs) and all of a sudden the fans became the worst and neutrals hated them as much as the Yankees.

Absolutely. I'm a Cubs fan. The Cubs are extremely popular among neutrals because A) they're and "old school" team with a ton of history, B) they have an extremely old stadium that harkens back the "the way baseball used to be", and C) they haven't won anything of note in *104 years*. Nobody really hates them because they aren't a threat. If the Cubs suddenly got good and won a few titles in a row, everybody outside Chicago would turn on them in a heartbeat. The Cubs and Red Sox were two peas in a pod for decades. Now everybody hates the Sox because they got successful and started beating people regularly.
 
Pienaar (WR) Jags (OL) Distin (OL) Anichebe (OL) Heitinga (OL) Hibbert (OL) Naismith (TE) Jelavic (WR) Fellaini (WR)
-----------------------------------------------Neville (QB)
----------------------------------------------Coleman (FB)
-----------------------------------------------Baines (HB)

Howard (K/P)

Tony Hibbert is 5'9". Distin would be more of a WR/TE type. Anichebe would be in the mold of a HB.
 
Lads you're all replying to my Everton NFL team as if they're gonna play in the NFL
the thing about making an Everton NFL team is that they have to be made up of Everton players, so they're not gonna be full on NFL size like are they
 
Lads you're all replying to my Everton NFL team as if they're gonna play in the NFL
the thing about making an Everton NFL team is that they have to be made up of Everton players, so they're not gonna be full on NFL size like are they

Exactly. These players would have much different bodies if they were playing American football because they would be putting on weight since their mid-teens. Guys like Vic, distin, Howard, fells would be monsters.
 
Exactly. These players would have much different bodies if they were playing American football because they would be putting on weight since their mid-teens. Guys like Vic, distin, Howard, fells would be monsters.

Tony Hibbert would still be 5'9". The average height of an NFL OL is 6'5".

I don't think people realize the height (and reach) required to play on offensive and defensive line. It isn't about who is fattest.
 
Tony Hibbert would still be 5'9". The average height of an NFL OL is 6'5".

I don't think people realize the height (and reach) required to play on offensive and defensive line. It isn't about who is fattest.

Do we have five guys taller than 6 foot 2?
I think Hibbo's 5"11 anyway isn't he?
 
Do we have five guys taller than 6 foot 2?
I think Hibbo's 5"11 anyway isn't he?

I don't know about Hibbert, I was just going off of wiki. Then responding to EFCNY's point that all these guys would need to do is train and change their bodies, which isn't the case.
 
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