New game: Complete the sentence (EFC edition)

[orly]

A new game for us all in pre-season. Someone starts a sentence and then the next three replies are possible endings. An example:

Fraser Hornby is....


..... the worst player I have ever seen in a senior Everton team

...... Marcel Brands' biggest challenge to shift

..... less coordinated than rollerskating jellyfish.


So now we've set the rules, let's start with:


Ademola Lookman is....

 

[ToffeeTim]

Fraser Hornby, not Lewis

 

[Goat]

1 horrid RATFINK

 

[nsno-chris]

A new game for us all in pre-season. Someone starts a sentence and then the next three replies are possible endings. An example:

Lewis Hornby is....


..... the worst player I have ever seen in a senior Everton team

...... Marcel Brands' biggest challenge to shift

..... less coordinated than rollerskating jellyfish.


So now we've set the rules, let's start with:


Ademola Lookman is....

A rat

 

[Nymzee]

A new game for us all in pre-season. Someone starts a sentence and then the next three replies are possible endings. An example:

Lewis Hornby is....


..... the worst player I have ever seen in a senior Everton team

...... Marcel Brands' biggest challenge to shift

..... less coordinated than rollerskating jellyfish.


So now we've set the rules, let's start with:


Ademola Lookman is....

Lewis Hornby is a non-existant Everton player.

 

[Tim's tourettes]

....sick to death of crap threads?

 

[john jako]

Yerry Mina has a massive....

 

[ToffeeTim]

Lewis Hornby is a non-existant Everton player.

Is he mixing up with Lewis Holtby?

 

[orly]

Fraser Hornby, not Lewis

Lewis Hornby is a non-existant Everton player.

Is he mixing up with Lewis Holtby?

????????

 

[summerisle]

Nearly an an anagram of : look a man lemon.

 

[ToffeeTim]

????????

I understand.

The boy Hornby is a very poor football player.

 

[orly]

....sick to death of crap threads?

Seven years and you've given us nothing. NOTHING.

 

[orly]

Yerry Mina has a massive....

.... shirt, shorts and socks.

 

[blue61]

This is going well.

 

[EFCPaul]

... has really stupid hair.