New Everton Stadium - Hill Dickinson Stadium

"inner city sumo" you're thinking of, but he wanted a train

my proposal is the martinez matchday monorail, it will run the length of the east lancs every time the toffs are at home and services on board would include, wifi, darts board, peanuts and snacks, dancing girls, and monkeys trained as ticket collectors

I'm sold.
 
"inner city sumo" you're thinking of, but he wanted a train

my proposal is the martinez matchday monorail, it will run the length of the east lancs every time the toffs are at home and services on board would include, wifi, darts board, peanuts and snacks, dancing girls, and monkeys trained as ticket collectors
Pat mate, you are so on top of this brilliant idea that I'm thinking you must be a professional infrastructuralist. The 'triple M' system we should call it as in :
"OK love I am just heading off to catch Everton"
"But sweetheart, the game kicks off in 5 minutes"
"No worries baby, I'm catching the triple M...only takes 2 mins from the city centre...I'll grab a late lunch once aboard"
 
Pat mate, you are so on top of this brilliant idea that I'm thinking you must be a professional infrastructuralist. The 'triple M' system we should call it as in :
"OK love I am just heading off to catch Everton"
"But sweetheart, the game kicks off in 5 minutes"
"No worries baby, I'm catching the triple M...only takes 2 mins from the city centre...I'll grab a late lunch once aboard"

Phenomenal
 
Random serious thought - they're earmarking 60 acres for this new stadium development.
Goodison currently has a footprint of around 8.5 acres.

This is a HUUUUUUUUUUUGE site. Obviously it's not just going to be the football stadium, there's going to be all the retail and leisure facilities too.

[/back to the pisstaking]
 

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