New Everton Stadium Discussion


Player Valuation: £50m

Missed a trick here, only cost £8m to build…
got the right amount of teeth as well...


Player Valuation: £35m
A Saturday at 3pm in October, some time in the late 2020s, at a sparsely-attended lower/mid-table football match:

"Welcome to the Bill Kenwright Arena for today's League One game against Lincoln City, sponsored by Wavertree Car Centre"

*The Final Countdown* by Europe (having replaced 'the Z Cars theme' in 2024) plays as the two teams take to the pitch.
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The binman chronicles

Player Valuation: £70m
Has Kenwright picked his seat yet ? Shall we have a whip round and pay for an ejector seat to punt the fool into the Mersey ?

I really hope they don’t name any stands or suits after him

Yes Bill here is your seat, as you can see it is named after Mark Hughes, one of your best buys...Strap in and get comfortable watching an electric performance.



Player Valuation: £1.5m
I heard Dyche has offered his services to the Goodison redevelopers when the time comes. Who needs to pay a demolition company for a wrecking ball, when Dyche could singlehandedly raise it to the ground with headbutts alone.

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