I've only read P1 but wonder how far in before The Lisbon gets mentioned.
Never had a girlfriend, thought I would ask for some advice from GOT
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Yorkie
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Lets use it in a sentence to find out.
Barkley's goals are often denials.
Doesn't really fit.
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Coming on GOT asking for dating advice is like going to Anfield Stadium on a match day and asking for a normal person.
Another words - Suicide.
Another words - Suicide.
tommye
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I know of a six year sleeper on here. It can be done.
Whistlin' Dixie
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You don't wanna sleep with women, mate. It's the staying awake part where the fun's at. I guess it's alright when they're asleep, like - Rohypnol's ace for that.
Oh, and get someone (preferably a girl) to spread a rumour that you've only got a two-inch todger; it intrigues the women who hear about it - and once a woman's intrigued...You've got them by the balls - so to speak.
Except nowadays it's more or less true in my case - brewer's droop be a bish.
Oh, and get someone (preferably a girl) to spread a rumour that you've only got a two-inch todger; it intrigues the women who hear about it - and once a woman's intrigued...You've got them by the balls - so to speak.
Except nowadays it's more or less true in my case - brewer's droop be a bish.
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Whaaaaaaaat!
Straight up bra.
Is this a boob bondage device?
You asking toots?
Sharpys top lip
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Chico is this you lad....................
anyway....
Bottle of rohypnol and a big knife always worked wonders for me.
squad balancing hahahahahha
anyway....
Bottle of rohypnol and a big knife always worked wonders for me.
squad balancing hahahahahha
For a friend - obviously.
I could definitely put him in touch with a few good time girls from Naps. Buy them a couple of double brandy cokes and he'll be wondering what he ever saw in actual females in the first place.
Hahahahaahaha I'm crying
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