Never had a girlfriend, thought I would ask for some advice from GOT

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Get off your computer
Go out
For starters

 

[Sapie88]

Not actually because that would be gross. And illegal. More like if I'm old enough to be their mother not interested.

How old are you? Just asking for a mate like.

 

[Durham Toffee]

When you find your true-love, a perfect present.

What the actual...?

 

[Durham Toffee]

This thread has taken a sleazy turn

Since page 1

 

[anton66]

Apply for the next series of naked attraction. Nobs always get the women.

 

[Durham Toffee]

Apply for the next series of naked attraction. Nobs always get the women.

Erm...

 

[Sapie88]

Have you tried dating trannies/crossdressers?

 

[Donald Twain]

Erm...

Mine does!

 

[Durham Toffee]

Have you tried dating trannies/crossdressers?

Is that like dating trees?

Do you count the rings?

 

[Donald Twain]

Is that like dating trees?

Do you count the rings?

Wow!

 

[Durham Toffee]

Wow!

What? That's how you date a tree...

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dendrochronology

 

[Eggs]

Love eggs?

....that's nice of you, cheers.

 

[Ronnie lee]

word of advice NEVER EVER discuss Issues like yours on here, not only will you be slaughtered and will never get a proper answer all I can say to you is Prostitutes is the way forward young man or the other solution is beg for mercy off this lot and pretend you was joking!!

 

[Durham Toffee]

....that's nice of you, cheers.

It was a question tbf

 

[Moomin]