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Vim Fuego

Vim Fuego

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Is there anything that you've tried for the first time but have sworn never to dabble with ever again ?

For me,it was the full body massage I had in a Massage Parlour in New England last week (ish) It was a first for me, really enjoyed it at the time, nice girl,great technique etc, but several days later I'm still walking like I've followed through, and my back and shoulders are still effin killing me.

So therefore, I'd rather drink warm spew from a tramp's sock than go through that again.
 

Vim Fuego said:
Is there anything that you've tried for the first time but have sworn never to dabble with ever again ?

For me,it was the full body massage I had in a Massage Parlour in New England last week (ish) It was a first for me, really enjoyed it at the time, nice girl,great technique etc, but several days later I'm still walking like I've followed through, and my back and shoulders are still effin killing me.

So therefore, I'd rather drink warm spew from a tramp's sock than go through that again.
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Sounds like you have some issues, you probably need a few more massages. If it was a normal massage, you really shouldn't be aching that badly.

Take some anti inflamatories and maybe put some Biofreeze on the areas

Hmm I can't think of anything I've done once that I wouldn't do again, aside from embarrassing moments where I've accidentally offended someone or acted out of character.
 

maddison said:
Sounds like you have some issues, you probably need a few more massages. If it was a normal massage, you really shouldn't be aching that badly.

Take some anti inflamatories and maybe put some Biofreeze on the areas

Hmm I can't think of anything I've done once that I wouldn't do again, aside from embarrassing moments where I've accidentally offended someone or acted out of character.
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Maybe...I did my lower back in years ago, so perhaps that's contributing to my jip ? The masseur was only slight in build, but the strength in her hands was staggering ! I could feel and hear the knots in my shoulders,neck muscles popping as she unleashed helll upon my knackered and unsuspecting body.
 

Vim Fuego said:
Maybe...I did my lower back in years ago, so perhaps that's contributing to my jip ? The masseur was only slight in build, but the strength in her hands was staggering ! I could feel and hear the knots in my shoulders,neck muscles popping as she unleashed helll upon my knackered and unsuspecting body.
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The best and most painful sports massage I've ever had in my life was given to me by a slightly built lady. She warned me she enjoyed inflicting pain too, I almost begged her to stop several times! Later she went and told off my chiropractor for being a wussy with my treatment lol.

I"d just make sure I got some regular massage work if I were you. If you've knotted up that badly, it means a lot of muscles are over working. A physio might be a good call, you might have certain muscles that are turned off with the others over working.

I've currently got a lower back issue I'm waiting to heal. Glad you got over yours, wouldn't wish this kind of discomfort on anyone
 

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