2023/24 Neal Maupay

[GrandOldTeam]

His goals per minute last season is much better than anyone we have.

Welcome back Neal.

 

[carolinablue232]

What happens if everyone at the club just pretends they don’t know who he is when he comes back?

 

[GrandOldTeam]

Couldn't believe they even took him on loan tbh, he's utter pony but thinks he's Pele.

To be fair, if we could loan a player who'd get us 6 league goals I'd take it. 3 assists too.

1 goal every 190 minutes.

Only Calvert-Lewin (8 - 1 goal every 329 minutes) and Doucoure (7 - 1 goal every 394 minutes) managed more for us.

 

[Goat]

To be fair, if we could loan a player who'd get us 6 league goals I'd take it. 3 assists too.

1 goal every 190 minutes.

Only Calvert-Lewin (8 - 1 goal every 329 minutes) and Doucoure (6 - 1 goal every 394 minutes) managed more for us.

He scored 1 goal in 50 games for Everton tho.

And he would be coming back to Everton.

 

[MikeH72]

To be fair, if we could loan a player who'd get us 6 league goals I'd take it. 3 assists too.

1 goal every 190 minutes.

Only Calvert-Lewin (8 - 1 goal every 329 minutes) and Doucoure (6 - 1 goal every 394 minutes) managed more for us.

Mad how they have zero interest in signing him then isn’t it.

 

[Exeter_Gently]

Read last week he doesn't want to come back,which was pleasing.

 

[Runub]

Read last week he doesn't want to come back,which was pleasing.

Don’t blame him lol

 

[MikeH72]

Read last week he doesn't want to come back,which was pleasing.

Maybe he shouldn’t have been utter crap during his loan spell then and he might not have had to.

 

[GrandOldTeam]

He scored 1 goal in 50 games for Everton tho.

And he would be coming back to Everton.

He'd be lucky to get that in another 50 if we lash him upfront on his tod too.

Mad how they have zero interest in signing him then isn’t it.

He told them he wants to go abroad.

 

[GrandOldTeam]

Read last week he doesn't want to come back,which was pleasing.

No escaping Everton misery once you're in.

 

[MikeH72]

He'd be lucky to get that in another 50 if we lash him upfront on his tod too.




He told them he wants to go abroad.

Have Benidorm FC come into a bit of money?

 

[Goat]

He'd be lucky to get that in another 50 if we lash him upfront on his tod too.




He told them he wants to go abroad.

Well hes better than Beto and chermo, thats for damn sure.

 

[Goat]

Have Benidorm FC come into a bit of money?

Sticky Vickys insurance money dropped.

 

[GrandOldTeam]

Have Benidorm FC come into a bit of money?

He wants to go and play in France.

It's why it's all very amicable/cringy. It was Maupay who told Brentford he wants to move.

A blow to them. I mean, as I say - 1 goal every 190 minutes. We can only dream of finding a striker who can deliver that for us next season. We've not that that level of prolificness since Lukaku...

 

[MikeH72]

He wants to go and play in France.

It's why it's all very amicable/cringy. It was Maupay who told Brentford he wants to move.

A blow to them. I mean, as I say - 1 goal every 190 minutes. We can only dream of finding a striker who can deliver that for us next season. We've not that that level of prolificness since Lukaku...

Such a blow to them. I’m sure they’ll miss his contributions greatly and finish worse off next season as a result.