2023/24 Neal Maupay

[Clarky cat]

Jean-Pierre Poopin bags today. Get in there Neal!

 

[coollino]

Legend

 

[BigDuncTributeBand]

Hopefully he’s not here at the end of the window - offers nothing.

 

[kenada_blue]

Won't be going anywhere this summer IMO.

 

[Billy Dean]

Your time to shine, my French prince

 

[diggerdestroyer]

I mean he almost certainly can't do any worse than last season, he only has to beat a record of 1 in 27. Worst striker I've ever seen play for us.

I'm betting he can do worse.

 

[coleman=quality]

How we’re starting the season with this clown as our main striker again is a joke, buzzing for the new season to start to see him on the team sheet ruins it. Iwobi on the left and garner right is also a joke with Keane CB the squads pathetic again.

 

[Bebeto]

Has to be the worst footballer in the attacking sense of the entire Premier league...not sure there is a worst striker out there that would be an automatic starter

 

[diggerdestroyer]

How we’re starting the season with this clown as our main striker again is a joke, buzzing for the new season to start to see him on the team sheet ruins it. Iwobi on the left and garner right is also a joke with Keane CB the squads pathetic again.

years of poor recruitment and woeful spending means we are completely limited. maupay might be the worst forward I have ever seen at my time supporting the club. when he was bought I was thinking wtf are we actually doing. sad to see he could be playing a part this season

 

[GraemeS1980]

Hat trick today for the French Messi

 

[MikeH72]

Won't be going anywhere this summer IMO.

This can’t be right, @Zatara has already banked the £15m for him because he was tenuously linked with a move by some blag Twitter account in June.

 

[GoldenToffee]

Genuinely if you put him in Wrexham's team he'd struggle to impress. Yet here he is starting for Everton. You have to laugh really.

Can actually see him being brought off after 25 minutes when we're two down.

 

[lurky]

Hope he scores today. He does seem to get a good chance every game. Law of averages suggests one will go in eventually.
He needs support but sadly won’t get it from our fans

 

[coleman=quality]

years of poor recruitment and woeful spending means we are completely limited. maupay might be the worst forward I have ever seen at my time supporting the club. when he was bought I was thinking wtf are we actually doing. sad to see he could be playing a part this season

Yes he’s awful surely Dobbin or Cannon offer more than him, I’d be much more patient with them anyway. Only way he doesn’t get minutes is if he’s injured or gone I’d be happy with either.

 

[HalfTimeSayers]

Your time to shine, my French prince

The French Prince of Bell End.