Confirmed Signing Neal Maupay

[Richard Alex]

As soon as dele and Gblammo are on the move this comes around. Might be an issue with wage bill rather than transfer fees. Just seems suspicious and should of been done weeks ago

Might also be the squad size mate. Premier League squad is 25 players. Ship some for room maybe

 

[john jako]

Thanks.

Should be done then.

Any other club yes.

We will be getting him modelling in some of them new suits

 

[Lob]

Alan with the scoop !
Hi Al

Love the questions/comments directly below Alan's repeat i mean scoop.

 

[Dame Judi Dench]

Better than Rondon
Massive snide/cheat
Works hard

Goodison will love him

He’s also bang average.

 

[Ron Burgundy]

Unsure how reliable this rumour is but he would be a real snip at £15m. Always a thorn in defenders sides.

 

[dinverro]

Think Maupay will surprise a few and become a bit Cahill like (with sending offs) - he will dish it out so the derby should be fun.

 

[Alan Whittle]

To the tune ''Tom Jones - She's a lady'".

Well he's all you'd ever want,
He's the kind whose played upfront since the beginning.
Well he always knows his place
He's got style, He's got pace, He's always winning.

Neil Maupay. Whoa whoa whoa.
Neil Maupay.

Neil Maupay. Whoa whoa whoa.
Neil Maupay.

You’ll soon be referring to him as “Maupay D1ck”

 

[Mosh Pit]

A player that has been available all summer. What have we been playing at?

Working on other targets.

 

[Infernus]

A player that has been available all summer. What have we been playing at?

Writing Mrs Frank Broja in our maths book

 

[stretford blue]

When our benchmark is rondon then any centre forward in the top 3 divisions probably has a chance of signing for us

 

[Dixie1sixty]

One thing in his favour that the stats goons overlook is his snide factor.

He's got an xS (Expected Snide) that trumps that of most players.

Could really light the Goodison touchpaper.

 

[Connor]

He’s also bang average.

Further proof that Goodison will love him

 

[Lob]

Unsure how reliable this rumour is but he would be a real snip at £15m. Always a thorn in defenders sides.

@Tofeenut is never wrong mate. He will have literally witnessed the lad having his medical and maybe even assisted.

 

[stretford blue]

A player that has been available all summer. What have we been playing at?

Probably waiting for Gordon to be sold

 

[Ring master]