2025/26 Nathan Patterson

[NilSatisOptimum]

So Patterson is injured? I saw him in the training pictures last week so has he relapsed again?

Biggest redemption of all time if Patterson becomes a first team player at Everton, he is finished here surely...

 

[SJB]

So Patterson is injured? I saw him in the training pictures last week so has he relapsed again?

He's unavailable for selection.

 

[COYBL25]

So Patterson is injured? I saw him in the training pictures last week so has he relapsed again?

He’s just had a hernia op, so it’ll be light training and back on the graaaaaaaaaas.

 

[davek]

So Patterson is injured? I saw him in the training pictures last week so has he relapsed again?

I told you that picture was photo-shopped.

He's currently 17 stone: full of fried Mars Bars and 'bridies', holed up in his River Mersey apartment and wondering what that building down the road is with thousands of people going into it that lights up around 4 O'Clock on a Saturday afternoon.

 

[NeilMorepies]

He's trying to get on ITV's commentary team.

To be fair, he IS pretty good at sitting and watching games from the stands.

 

[Marcus Kendall]

I told you that picture was photo-shopped.

He's currently 17 stone: full of fried Mars Bars and 'bridies', holed up in his River Mersey apartment and wondering what that building down the road is with thousands of people going into it that lights up around 4 O'Clock on a Saturday afternoon.

Sounds like quite the life he's having. Nearly as good as your vivid imagination Davek

 

[Marcus Kendall]

He’s just had a hernia op, so it’ll be light training and back on the graaaaaaaaaas.

That was my understanding too Sean

 

[BigBeto1]

I’m actually at the point if give him another go for balance. Kind of ironic he’s injured. What a waste of space

 

[Cels]

I told you that picture was photo-shopped.

He's currently 17 stone: full of fried Mars Bars and 'bridies', holed up in his River Mersey apartment and wondering what that building down the road is with thousands of people going into it that lights up around 4 O'Clock on a Saturday afternoon.

Nathan Fatterson

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[Marcus Kendall]

I’m actually at the point if give him another go for balance. Kind of ironic he’s injured. What a waste of space

I've always tried to back him but his inability to stay fit like Coleman means we simply have to address the right back position in January

 

[davek]

Sounds like quite the life he's having. Nearly as good as your vivid imagination Davek

Of course it is.


£2M per year to do f.a.

 

[Marcus Kendall]

Of course it is.


£2M per year to do f.a.

Where do I sign up?

 

[Swartzy]

Who is this Nathan Patterson that keeps popping up here.

Just a name to fill a matchday squad

More airtime then gametime

Is this just another (more advanced)
Chico Multi ?

 

[davek]

Who is this Nathan Patterson that keeps popping up here.

Just a name to fill a matchday squad

More airtime then gametime

Is this just another (more advanced)
Chico Multi ?

I PMSL when Sky or TNT cover our games and the commentators say "Jake O'Brien continues to fill in at right back as Nathan Pattrson continues to recover from injury".

 

[Clarky cat]

I PMSL when Sky or TNT cover our games and the commentators say "Jake O'Brien continues to fill in at right back as Nathan Pattrson continues to recover from injury".

You soil yourself listening to football commentary? Thanks for sharing.