2025/26 Nathan Patterson

[NilSatisOptimum]

So Patterson is injured? I saw him in the training pictures last week so has he relapsed again?

Biggest redemption of all time if Patterson becomes a first team player at Everton, he is finished here surely...

 

[SJB]

So Patterson is injured? I saw him in the training pictures last week so has he relapsed again?

He's unavailable for selection.

 

[COYBL25]

So Patterson is injured? I saw him in the training pictures last week so has he relapsed again?

He’s just had a hernia op, so it’ll be light training and back on the graaaaaaaaaas.

 

[davek]

So Patterson is injured? I saw him in the training pictures last week so has he relapsed again?

I told you that picture was photo-shopped.

He's currently 17 stone: full of fried Mars Bars and 'bridies', holed up in his River Mersey apartment and wondering what that building down the road is with thousands of people going into it that lights up around 4 O'Clock on a Saturday afternoon.

 

[NeilMorepies]

He's trying to get on ITV's commentary team.

To be fair, he IS pretty good at sitting and watching games from the stands.

 

[Marcus Kendall]

I told you that picture was photo-shopped.

He's currently 17 stone: full of fried Mars Bars and 'bridies', holed up in his River Mersey apartment and wondering what that building down the road is with thousands of people going into it that lights up around 4 O'Clock on a Saturday afternoon.

Sounds like quite the life he's having. Nearly as good as your vivid imagination Davek

 

[Marcus Kendall]

He’s just had a hernia op, so it’ll be light training and back on the graaaaaaaaaas.

That was my understanding too Sean

 

[BigBeto1]

I’m actually at the point if give him another go for balance. Kind of ironic he’s injured. What a waste of space

 

[Cels]

I told you that picture was photo-shopped.

He's currently 17 stone: full of fried Mars Bars and 'bridies', holed up in his River Mersey apartment and wondering what that building down the road is with thousands of people going into it that lights up around 4 O'Clock on a Saturday afternoon.

Nathan Fatterson

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