My Name Isn't RFUS: Ask Me Anything

[RFUS]

I feel that pal.

I'm alright - been at work 3 and a hlf hours and it's been non stop. Bit tired already.

So, RFUS, what are you up to today?

Going shopping maybe. Probably [Poor language removed] all.

The summer is boss for a student.

Have fun at work x

I used to like you. Scrappy Doo is a [Poor language removed].

I admire his tenacity in the face of dwarfism. Much like Drenthe or NIK's penis.

 

[Allezfan]

I used to like you. Scrappy Doo is a [Poor language removed].

Com on, mate. It's RFUS. Of course he was going to pick a character nobody else likes.

You're lucky he didn't go for someone who only appeared in two episodes back in 1963 and had no lines.

 

[steken1]

If you had to pork either your mum or dad to save the rest of your families lives and they all get killed if you refuse which one would you pick?

 

[RFUS]

If you had to pork either your mum or dad to save the rest of your families lives and they all get killed if you refuse which one would you pick?

Well, erm

*vomits

I suppose

*vomits again

No. Bad man. Make the bad man go away please.

 

[Degs62]

Ah, the classic ready meal commute conundrum.

I would have to say 3-5 minutes depending on the coarseness of the frozen chicken.

Does this take account of any heat created by the vehicle you're traveling in?

 

[RFUS]

Does this take account of any heat created by the vehicle you're traveling in?

I'm insulted you've asked me that mate.

 

[Degs62]

I'm insulted you've asked me that mate.

My most humble apologies, I should have known better.

If you are stood on the top of Ben Nevis at 12 noon on 29th August would you be wearing insect repellant or a red basque and stockings?

 

[steken1]

Well, erm

*vomits

I suppose

*vomits again

No. Bad man. Make the bad man go away please.

I find your casual disregard for the lives of your entire family ridiculously disturbing.

 

[Allezfan]

I find your casual disregard for the lives of your entire family ridiculously disturbing.

I find his casual disregard for his dad's sexual prowess equally disturbing. Wouldn't need to threaten my family to get me to hit that.

 

[RFUS]

My most humble apologies, I should have known better.

If you are stood on the top of Ben Nevis at 12 noon on 29th August would you be wearing insect repellant or a red basque and stockings?

I'd probably be wearing stockings anyway.

I find his casual disregard for his dad's sexual prowess equally disturbing. Wouldn't need to threaten my family to get me to hit that.

*vomits again