My day

[Cal]

Do her up the bumhole.

(oopppsss already have )

soz moz

 

[Dylan]

Spit in her butt!!!!

 

[chicoazul]

I have just fell off my chair at some of the posts above.

 

[Welton Toffee]

I have just fell off my chair at some of the posts above.

Tell me about it. I was in bloody school when I read them

 

[chicoazul]

I have been outdone in the vulgar stakes. Make no mistake.

DONT LISTEN to them Welts, treat her like a princess and do lots of nice stuff for her.

 

[Dylan]

Hey, just trying to help. We want her to know you are a keeper

 

[Welton Toffee]

Right, well I'm off out soon. Got work tomorrow so might not get online again til tomorrow night depending on how late I am tonight.

Pretty nervous but looking forward to it at the same time. Thanks again for all the advice

 

[Welton Toffee]

Just got back. Wasn't exactly the longest firework display I've ever seen. Christ knows what all the other displays are like if that was the 'best in the county'!

We bumped into loads of people we know from school, so didn't get a massive amount of time with her on my own. But it was still good. Plenty of hugs etc.

 

[chicoazul]

Hugs = Depravity?

 

[Welton Toffee]

Hugs = Depravity?

eh?!

Just hugs :blink:

 

[chicoazul]

Ok, just hugs = quick goodnight gobble?

 

[Welton Toffee]

Ok, just hugs = quick goodnight gobble?

No

 

[Dylan]

So, she 'blue balled' you.

 

[chicoazul]

blue balled = squeezed your Himalayan Love Eggs so tight til they went blue. Then gave you a goodnight gobble?

 

[Dylan]

Uhmm, not quite. I was going for the he was so up for it for so long, then she left him without having the courtesy to relieve the built up tension, resulting in the pain known as Blue Balls.