Most you've ever disappointed your partner

chicoazul · December 13, 2015

Boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, lover, I don't care where you put or take it.

But what is the most you've ever disappointed them?

Winner gets a prize.

Prevenger17 · December 13, 2015

Every time we've had sex.

ilikecheese · December 13, 2015

Prevenger17 said:
Every time we've had sex.

Is that what she said?

Walken · December 13, 2015

does ballsing up a thread title count

ilikecheese · December 13, 2015

Prevenger17 said:
Every time we've had sex.

Oh hang on I didn't read the info minge.

sageyefc · December 13, 2015

Youre really fishing for intel tonight arent you

jal123 · December 13, 2015

sageyefc said:
Youre really fishing for intel tonight arent you

caught · December 13, 2015

SpurtingLesbian · December 13, 2015

I care not for such obvious bait

sageyefc · December 13, 2015

jal123 said:

And they say white men cant rap

summerisle · December 13, 2015

Didn't buy her Milk Tray.

malfosse · December 13, 2015

I've never disappointed her, she set the bar low from the start.

Dithering Dougie · December 13, 2015

After being together for about 5 years I gave her a joke birthday present cause we were skint after getting back from traveling and she went in a huff until we split up.

chicoazul · December 13, 2015

I came in last year from a lads night out and put porn on the laptop with one headphone in for added audio stimulation but also to scan for any noises of movement outside.

Must have started off like a Belgian pace runner in the 5,000 km but then dropped out into deep sleep.

Woke up with flaccid wang in hand and her just looking at me in the cold light of morning.

All I could say was "sorry girl" and was sent to bed. Never spoke of since but can see it in her eyes to this day.

jal123 · December 13, 2015

chicoazul said:
I came in last year from a lads night out and put porn on the laptop with one headphone in for added audio stimulation but also to scan for any noises of movement outside.

Must have started off like a Belgian pace runner in the 5,000 km but then dropped out into deep sleep.

Woke up with flaccid wang in hand and her just looking at me in the cold light of morning.

All I could say was "sorry girl" and was sent to bed. Never spoke of since but can see it in her eyes to this day.

Got caught having a tug over Reddit gonewild in a hotel by London Euston once, she woke up so I lashed the iPad and she thought I was wanking over Ronnie o Sullivan in the world snooker final. Never lived that down.