Modern phrases that drive you nuts

[Username.]

And the lack of education rears its ugly head once more. Shame that

I'm a scouser lad only education I need.

 

[Kurt.]

I'm a scouser lad, the only education I need.

Glad I could help. Enjoy your day my friend.

 

[carlos21]

Goodnight lad, I’ll be doing exactly the same in about two minutes…..,

Nice mate.

 

[chrismpw]

I'd like a black coffee please

"Awesome"

No. Newton creating algebra in order to mathematically define gravity was awesome. Relative to that, me requesting a coffee is insignificant, but you could thank me for my custom and I will thank you for providing.

 

[Lob]

'You know what i mean' after every single sentence. Yes i know what you meant 20 times ago.

Think a lot of us are guilty of using that, me included, you know what i mean.

 

[degsy]

Very recently "The full force of the law" is being used all the time.

What does "half the force of the law" look like?

About twice the amount they actually use on the scrotes

 

[degsy]

Unalived

Even spell check doesn't recognise it. The work is Killed or Dead.

Or you could use the 'opposite' of Exhume - Inhulme

 

[degsy]

60+ words and says nowt - Should have a good career as a Politician...maybe as VP?

 

[degsy]

Lid

'Buddy'

 

[Duncan’s Pigeon Loft]

Narcissist.

Has to be the most over and incorrectly used word of all time.

I swear it didn’t exist until about 3 years ago.

 

[Kurt.]

VAR

 

[notrevE5]

its probably mentioned here already but the phrase "early doors" really does my head in,
to me early doors is "light my fire" and "break on through"
give over this annoying [poor language removed] you bunch of imbeciles

 

[Blue Piper]

Another one in the word 'jarg'. What does it even mean?

 

[April1970]

Another one in the word 'jarg'. What does it even mean?

I get a bit annoyed when people in shops say I can pay when I am ready. It is tempting to say that I shall be ready a week on Tuesday.

 

[LEONARD]

Young shop assistants who exclaim, 'See you later'.

No you will not!