Modern phrases that drive you nuts

[Melchizedek]

Corporate nonsense that businesses and companies say, as such as…
‘Sustainabilty’
‘In line with’
‘Hope you’re all well’
‘There’s opportunity’ if something doesn’t go well.

There’s more but they stand out for me.

Circle back
Put a pin in this
Don't need to re-invent the wheel
Team building
KPI's
Level set

I could go on and on. Sitting in corporate meetings is like nails on a chalkboard.

 

[Jebus_lives]

"PSR compliance"

 

[Simon Buttle]

"PL experience"

 

[Dancing Pat]

Circle back
Put a pin in this
Don't need to re-invent the wheel
Team building
KPI's
Level set

I could go on and on. Sitting in corporate meetings is like nails on a chalkboard.

‘Deep-dive’ is another modern day classic

 

[Cels]

Always found "I could care less" to be a weird one.

 

[Username.]

Fella

 

[Blue peter]

Lid

 

[Cels]

"Lad, Get on this, laaaaaad"

 

[Osamabindiesel]

Sign da ting

 

[David09]

Alright shag.
Cheers jockey.
I think they are Midlands sayings

 

[tonyhorne]

For me it is:
"uptick" when they mean increase,
"variance" when they mean, well, it can be anything from shortfall to difference and things like that
"premier league era" like this was when proper football was invented
"GOAT" and we all know where this can lead ...

 

[gonetomorrow]

Gender reveal party.

 

[DualityNSNO]

Unalived

Even spell check doesn't recognise it. The work is Killed or Dead.

It's because the word "killed" is often censored and/or autoremoves media. Swear filter avoidance of sorts.

 

[summerisle]

"Can I get you anything else ?" No, because if I wanted something else I would have asked for it.

 

[Ferguson1878]

Wiggle room