Barber; How would Sir like his hair cut today?
Customer (me); Silently.
Minor things that make you happy
- Thread starter Maxwell
- Start date
Customer (me); Silently.
Yo waiter, yo bring me a glizzle of the hizzle rizzle wiizzle.
Is that any good? Their 19 Crimes ‘Chard’ is pretty decent for £7.50 (with Tesco club card)!
Spadge Vernacular
Player Valuation: £70m
Finishing work then having 2 weeks off 
Spadge Vernacular
Player Valuation: £70m
More major than minor.
17 years of buildup....meanwhile corp emails go out asking for vacation donations for people with more years under their belt than me.
You have no excuses....
You have no excuses....
Had dinner with Wales boss Rob Page tonight
Nothing greater than some lunatic just randomly posting nonsense in a CA thread.
Connor mcloud
Player Valuation: £15m
Got a random message off my granddaughter just saying "love you"
Made my day
Made my day
Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
I’ve got 800g of beef jerky being delivered today.
Alanbileysfeathercut
Player Valuation: £80m
When's he taking the Wrexham job?
When Bale signs he said
When's he taking the Wrexham job?
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Friday I was at a dinner with Page.
Sunday I was on the ale all day with a friend who is the Wales and Wolves keeper coach.
Then yesterday a lad I know who’s a session drummer posted a pic of himself currently playing for Sham69
Where did it all go wrong ffs
had a mad couple of days ya know that have actually made me question my life choices
. Friday I was at a dinner with Page.
Sunday I was on the ale all day with a friend who is the Wales and Wolves keeper coach.
Then yesterday a lad I know who’s a session drummer posted a pic of himself currently playing for Sham69
Where did it all go wrong ffs