Minor things that make you happy

The look on that womans face when she was just told they had exhumed Salvidor Dali for a DNA test and she can't grab any dosh ? Shame that wasn't live on telly.

Jeremy Kyle stuff.
 
Aye
4pm till 6-30/7
5/6 pints , a crossword and then ramble home for dinner and a night in front of the telly
Even better if there's football on.
Simple soul me
Told my wife if she keeps me fed F@&£ed and beer 3 times a week I'd be a model husband that'll keep her in the style she's become accustomed to.
Seems to be working so far.
 

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