minor things that make you fume

[Mountfield1985]

I sit behind a lad at the game who films opposition free kicks the bad freak

Filming your own teams free kicks/pens is even worse to be fair.

There's hundreds of real TV cameras all around the ground filming every conceivable angle for you. Put your phone away and live the moment.

 

[Ashtonian]

Sorted council tax out after they tried to get bailiffs out over something silly that they didn't inform us of months ago.

The bailiffs just come back out again saying nothing has been sorted ffs

Back onto the phone i go then....

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Sorted council tax out after they tried to get bailiffs out over something silly that they didn't inform us of months ago.

The bailiffs just come back out again saying nothing has been sorted ffs

Back onto the phone i go then....

PM'd

 

[Maxwell]

Waking up in the middle of the night needing a wazz but having a hard on. In the shower it goes.

 

[GwladysBlue]

Road markings not being clear on the road/street lighting not in use.

Pitch black driving then and you can't see where one lane is from the other.

Either paint the lines again or turn the street lights on!

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

BBC royal correspondent Nicholas Witchel.

Ginger, brown-noser - even the royals despise him.

Just 'koff. And take them royals with ya. Nobody's arsed.

 

[GwladysBlue]

Just been on Maps on my iPhone.

There is a new function called a Flyover Tour on 3D cities.

I've just did a flyover tour of Liverpool, it went to Anfield, but not Goodison.

F'k off, Apple.

 

[larbert toffee]

Sorted council tax out after they tried to get bailiffs out over something silly that they didn't inform us of months ago.

The bailiffs just come back out again saying nothing has been sorted ffs

Back onto the phone i go then....

Will we see you on 'Don't pay we'll take it away'

 

[carlos21]

Will we see you on 'Don't pay we'll take it away'

Alright mate.

 

[larbert toffee]

Alright mate.

Hi Carlos you good?

 

[carlos21]

Hi Carlos you good?

Ye man,

 

[Baines' left foot]

Bloke on site:

"THERE IS NO LIGHTS I NEED LIGHTS I CAN NO SEE"

"Mate, you've got sunglasses on at 4pm ffs!"

 

[carlos21]

BBC royal correspondent Nicholas Witchel.

Ginger, brown-noser - even the royals despise him.

Just 'koff. And take them royals with ya. Nobody's arsed.

Hello mate

 

[LEONARD]

Wealthy 'celebrity' couples who adopt children on their worldwide travels.

One white, 2 Asian, and one African, just to show the world how enlightened they are.

These are children, not fashion accessories.

 

[l4toffee]

Will we see you on 'Don't pay we'll take it away'

Hopefully they'll take his computer