minor things that make you fume

[COYBL25]

That's your opportunity. Fuq her lad

Doesn't work, normally falls asleep mid deed, leaving you with some dodgy legal choices !

* I always abide by the law.

 

[Tree13]

My missus getting going on a night out :

1pm - nails done.

3pm - Hair done.

5pm - keeps coming downstairs in various dresses / shoes and asking " which one of these looks best ? ". ( I don't care )

6pm - one of her mates phones having a melt down over nothing.

7pm - taxi.

Anytime between midnight and four AM - arrive home bladdered, minus phone, shoes and wakes the entire house up.

BAN.

*mutters a quiet prayer of thanks for Mrs. Tree, who does not behave anything like this!

 

[Woolly Blue]

5pm - keeps coming downstairs in various dresses / shoes and asking " which one of these looks best ? ". ( I don't care )

You're missing a trick here mate.
Tell her she looks great in that dress but would look better out of it.

She's going to be late anyway, another three minutes won't make much difference !

 

[DownOnTheUpside]

People who bring kids the pub/to restaurants
People who do the above and then sit letting the kid scream the place down

Makes me incandescent with anger, back when i was a kid my mar would have ragged me raaa out and laid into me for acting out in public

 

[COYBL25]

People who bring kids the pub/to restaurants
People who do the above and then sit letting the kid scream the place down

Makes me incandescent with anger, back when i was a kid my mar would have ragged me raaa out and laid into me for acting out in public

Don't go to places that are family oriented then x

 

[EDINHO1]

People who recline their chairs on planes / coaches. Giving the person behind absolutely no room to breathe. Extra points if the person already has loads of room at the front or is a tiny Japanese/Chinese person.

 

[Huyton Layne]

People who recline their chairs on planes / coaches. Giving the person behind absolutely no room to breathe. Extra points if the person already has loads of room at the front or is a tiny Japanese/Chinese person.

That's really a gripe with the scabs running airlines that continually squeeze more seats on to planes and treat people like frieght/cattle

 

[DualityNSNO]

People who recline their chairs on planes / coaches. Giving the person behind absolutely no room to breathe. Extra points if the person already has loads of room at the front or is a tiny Japanese/Chinese person.

Or a kid.

Related: kids on airplanes. KOFF.

 

[EDINHO1]

The last flight I was on I had about 7 inches in front of my nose from the seat in front and couldn't move my legs at all. The bloke had his bare feet stretched out at full length resting on the door. I dropped a few hints but he kept it back. He then wanted his bloody bag handing to him.

 

[The Cowboy]

That's really a gripe with the scabs running airlines that continually squeeze more seats on to planes and treat people like frieght/cattle

I'd say at least the last 4 flights I've been on, the recline was locked. Absolutely no need to recline your seat on a 2hr flight. Good on the airlines for removing this particular gripe at source.

 

[The Cowboy]

People who cry about having to share the planet with kids, as if they were born as an adult and were absolutely not a total whiney little sod themselves.

 

[Donald Twain]

The last flight I was on I had about 7 inches in front of my nose from the seat in front and couldn't move my legs at all. The bloke had his bare feet stretched out at full length resting on the door. I dropped a few hints but he kept it back. He then wanted his bloody bag handing to him.

sounds like a date with @Boss_Blue

 

[COYBL25]

The price of everything at motorway services

 

[DownOnTheUpside]

Don't go to places that are family oriented then x

I wouldnt mind that, its when they do it in places that arent

 

[Tree13]

That's really a gripe with the scabs running airlines that continually squeeze more seats on to planes and treat people like frieght/cattle

Only to a certain extent.

You are quite right that the airlines cram as many seats as they can on the plane, BUT we all know that... and armed with that knowledge, no-one should be reclining their seat. It's rude, selfish and likely to cause an argument.