Donald Twain
Vide cor meum
That was huge ! Someone's having a bad time of it this weekend !
minor things that make you fume
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jal123
Player Valuation: £40m
The world's biggest Ming ringing the plod and not your mate with a van after discovering that.
jal123
Player Valuation: £40m
In my life I've found that if you appear confident in what you're talking about people believe you, so you're winning there mert.Not even remotely.
Just a big know-it-all apparently
Paul w
Player Valuation: £25m
And how long do you think you and your mate would last,before being found washed up on a beach.
jal123
Player Valuation: £40m
You'd probably find us dead in the van to be honest mate.
But really, just take one bag and go then.
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
There seems to be a worldwide shortage of paper doilies.
tommytowne
Player Valuation: £50m
Both my lads saying me and their mam ought to get out more, especially a weekend.
Completely overlooking the fact that THEY are the ones asking us to babysit grandchildren on said weekends so they can go out, and get eggy when we say swivel because we've got plans.
Completely overlooking the fact that THEY are the ones asking us to babysit grandchildren on said weekends so they can go out, and get eggy when we say swivel because we've got plans.
Frank Gallagher
Player Valuation: £50m
thats just the decoy, the plod are sniffing round those beaches for more whilst they smuggle the real £500m load in via margate.
*taps nose
** pyar lemo falls out
*** runs
GwladysBlue
Player Valuation: £70m
People calling Tom Davies 'The Ketwig Kaiser'. Absolutely cringeworthy stuff.
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I actually like it mate, better than the next *insert former player here*
tommytowne
Player Valuation: £50m
Asda, Tesco, Morrisons, Sainsburys all a shower of greedy shysters.
All guilty of slipping in items not included in deals amongst those that are. Four for a fiver bottles of ale. Get four and lo and behold charged full price for the lot. Closer scrutiny reveals one, that is slap bang in the middle of the display, not included.
Challenged it at customer services saying it was deliberate deception. The lady didn't disagree and honoured the deal.
Just supping the offending ale, Shipyard Rye Pale Ale. Worth the bother, nice drink.
All guilty of slipping in items not included in deals amongst those that are. Four for a fiver bottles of ale. Get four and lo and behold charged full price for the lot. Closer scrutiny reveals one, that is slap bang in the middle of the display, not included.
Challenged it at customer services saying it was deliberate deception. The lady didn't disagree and honoured the deal.
Just supping the offending ale, Shipyard Rye Pale Ale. Worth the bother, nice drink.
roydo
in memoriam - 1965-2024
So, went to see my lad in a panto sort of thing organised by a charity that supports adults with difficulties. Peter Pan, kind of.
Mt lad was one of the Darling brothers.
Anyone familier with the tale will know that the Indians in Neverland were involved, so to make the script more "funny", the chief of the tribe was Chief Arsenal. So the 3 Darling kids became football teams as well. One was United, one was Chelsea.
So guess what footie shirt my lad walked onto stage wearing? With Torres on the back. FFS.
My Ex and my eldest absolutely wet themselves.
Mt lad was one of the Darling brothers.
Anyone familier with the tale will know that the Indians in Neverland were involved, so to make the script more "funny", the chief of the tribe was Chief Arsenal. So the 3 Darling kids became football teams as well. One was United, one was Chelsea.
So guess what footie shirt my lad walked onto stage wearing? With Torres on the back. FFS.
My Ex and my eldest absolutely wet themselves.
Wanting to order a Chinese and the phone line being engaged.
Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
When you go on a couple of dates with a girl and they don't even offer to put their hand in their pocket once.
Hump and dump it is then.
Hump and dump it is then.