minor things that make you fume

[jaycee]

And boring too

Depends,if its ash or the penalty box dancer we all seem to hang round waiting for the next instalment

 

[GwladysBlue]

Driving home from work then and had Radio City on, an advert came on for 'cards for scousers'.

Don't think I've ever cringed so much in my entire life.

'Av a boss crimbo, laa'

Among other phrases were on the advert.

 

[jal123]

Think I got snapped by one of those mobile speed camera's this morning. My own fault though, doing around 42 in a 30 zone. I was half asleep and not paying attention.

Hahahahahahaha 'around 42'

That is 12mph over the limit, BAN you danger to the public.

 

[Groucho]

Having no money and not having bought ant Christmas presents yet!

Have you considered fraud or theft?

No one's pulled that canoe trick in a while.....

 

[summerisle]

Pity the poor sods, no matter how it happened, who have to sleep rough tonight. Chap this afternoon was shivering in a doorway, terrible to see. A bloody disgrace. There but for the grace of God go I. And it's a major fume.

 

[jal123]

Pity the poor sods, no matter how it happened, who have to sleep rough tonight. Chap this afternoon was shivering in a doorway, terrible to see. A bloody disgrace. There but for the grace of God go I. And it's a major fume.

Once got told by a snotty cow outside the Sainsbury's top of bold st not to give the fella there money cos he'll spend it on ale or drugs. Errr so will I so don't worry about it you interfering Tory beaut.

 

[roydo]

Pity the poor sods, no matter how it happened, who have to sleep rough tonight. Chap this afternoon was shivering in a doorway, terrible to see. A bloody disgrace. There but for the grace of God go I. And it's a major fume.

Major fume indeed.

 

[LEONARD]

When the earphone leads on the MP3 player get themselves tied into a Gordian knot.

 

[The Cowboy]

Once got told by a snotty cow outside the Sainsbury's top of bold st not to give the fella there money cos he'll spend it on ale or drugs. Errr so will I so don't worry about it you interfering Tory beaut.

I gave a chap 50p the other day, he said nothing. I then went into Tesco and bought him a snickers. He wretched it out of my hand, thrust it into his pocket, and said nothing.

Can't say I felt particularly chuffed about that little transaction, tbh.

 

[jal123]

I gave a chap 50p the other day, he said nothing. I then went into Tesco and bought him a snickers. He wretched it out of my hand, thrust it into his pocket, and said nothing.

Can't say I felt particularly chuffed about that little transaction, tbh.

50p

 

[The Cowboy]

50p

It was all I had on me. I very rarely carry any cash.

 

[summerisle]

It was all I had on me. I very rarely carry any cash.

Is your surname Windsor ?

 

[The Cowboy]

Is your surname Windsor ?

No, it's 'Contactless'.

 

[summerisle]

No, it's 'Contactless'.

I'd change it.

 

[tommye]

It was all I had on me. I very rarely carry any cash.

Can bounce out of one's pockets quite easily on a horse.