minor things that make you fume

I only had six pints yesterday after work at the T20 and this morning I feel completely devoid of energy. Not hungover, just tired.
 
I'm fully aware of that.

I nearly glassed someone before at the petrol station for stopping at the first pump and making me wait while he put his gay little plastic glove on.
So you pulled into the petrol station with a pint glass in your hand. Like your style.

I hope you were going to finish your pint before said glassing otherwise it would be a criminal waste of beer.
 

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