I'll raise you the Under Armor "Protect This House" advert featuring a load of indisputably beak addled idiots taking pub football way too seriously.
It's a vest. Back in the day kids got bullied for wearing them.
minor things that make you fume
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It's a vest. Back in the day kids got bullied for wearing them.
Yes, thats another. I cringe at that one
Drivers who ignore give way road markings if they're located shortly after a green light as if the green light is good for 100 yards regardless of what's ahead.
Drivers who either don't understand or pay no attention to filter lights then act indignant about the oncoming traffic they've just drove into having an issue with their ignorance.
Driver's who stop at red lights at a junction......instead of the actual stop line *before* the red lights and subsequently cause a load of hassle when a bus or other long vehicle coming the other way can't make the turn.
Drivers who either don't understand or pay no attention to filter lights then act indignant about the oncoming traffic they've just drove into having an issue with their ignorance.
Driver's who stop at red lights at a junction......instead of the actual stop line *before* the red lights and subsequently cause a load of hassle when a bus or other long vehicle coming the other way can't make the turn.
Add roundabouts to this. Its not that hard.
Give way to your right, but if you all have your wits about you, you can squeeze 3 cars onto it easily.
But people just sit there waiting for someone else to go.
Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
I used to be such a stress head when driving due to this sort of thing. I'm still far from perfect, but since getting a dash cam it's calmed me down considerably. You can't do much about other idiots on the road except cover yourself in the case of an incident.
I've been driving to South Liverpool for work recently and the amount of people running red lights on busy junctions as if they're not there is concerning.
DavidH
Player Valuation: £20m
When your bird asks you a yes or no question but kicks off when you don't give the answer you wanted. "Babe am I lashing this banoffee pie or are you gonna eat it?" "Leave it babe I might have some before bed" Huge sigh. "Why are you sighing?" "I'm binning loads of food" "Yeah the food you buy but don't finish, leave mine out of it" "Why are you being weird?" "I'm not babe" "Oh go back to your wine"
She hasn't taken the bins out in about 5 years.
My mistake? Sat here with a small smile on my face looking forward to the cup draw with a nice glass of wine. I haven't stopped today.
Rule number 1 lads: Don't ever look comfortable in your own house.
She hasn't taken the bins out in about 5 years.
My mistake? Sat here with a small smile on my face looking forward to the cup draw with a nice glass of wine. I haven't stopped today.
Rule number 1 lads: Don't ever look comfortable in your own house.
Alanbileysfeathercut
Player Valuation: £80m
Rhetoric questioning syndrome...
DavidH
Player Valuation: £20m
If I said that I'd have to spend the next 5 minutes explaining what "rhetoric" means then the next 5 weeks being called a smart arse and having it thrown at me in completely out of context circumstances. "I'm stubbed my toe, hurt that" "Aww was it a rhetoric stub?"
Snakes with breasts.
I watched The Chase with her once. You know that scene in Phoenix Nights when the quiz master gives the answer as "The Shroud of Turin" and they go "arr eh, what did we have?" "Lisa Stansfield". Yeah that.
I'm lucky really, if she had half a brain she'd see me for the bellend I am.
"you can call me Al"
Mrs always does it…. The Chase … in the final chase I’m watching and trying to answer and she’ll pipe up with some shoite about what happened with liz in work today … just wait for 2 minutes ffs
do you do commentary?
DavidH
Player Valuation: £20m
I hate your missus as much as mine mate. And Liz. Bitch
